1 00:00:12,000 --> 00:01:29,340 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:37,830 [MUSIC - "CALL TO THE POST"] 3 00:01:37,830 --> 00:01:39,320 [CHEERS] 4 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:14,830 [HORSE NEIGHING] 5 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:15,400 What? 6 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,140 [HORSE NEIGHING] 7 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:17,420 A long shot? 8 00:02:17,420 --> 00:02:18,960 This race? 9 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:21,790 [HORSE WHINNIES] 10 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:23,690 Can't miss? 11 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:24,490 Thanks, baby. 12 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:25,930 Take two carrots out of petty cash. 13 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:26,600 I'll check with you. 14 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,100 Come on, kid. 15 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:28,250 Let's go. 16 00:02:28,250 --> 00:02:28,750 Why? 17 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:29,470 What am I doing? 18 00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:30,390 Touting again. 19 00:02:30,390 --> 00:02:31,150 Touting? 20 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:31,710 Him? 21 00:02:31,710 --> 00:02:32,330 Now, listen, kid. 22 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:34,120 We've seen you use some pretty wild schemes. 23 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:34,620 Why? 24 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:35,950 Is it a crime this horse happens to have 25 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:37,220 A sweet tooth for lemon drops? 26 00:02:37,220 --> 00:02:39,290 Yeah, but you're using this on these crazy horse players, 27 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:40,760 They'll think the horse is giving you a tip. 28 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,130 Well, you know it and I know it and the horse knows it. 29 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:45,350 But it'll sound very peculiar in court. 30 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:47,420 Just step out of line once, Kid. 31 00:02:47,420 --> 00:02:48,530 The handcuffs are ready. 32 00:02:48,530 --> 00:02:49,340 Lay off me, will you? 33 00:02:49,340 --> 00:02:51,140 And if I get lucky, I'll buy you some ice with waters. 34 00:02:54,730 --> 00:02:59,410 To think just last Thursday, I went for one of his tips. 35 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:01,980 You, too? 36 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:03,950 I tell you, George, I've got a hunch on Mince Pie. 37 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,670 Remember that time you ate that woman's pie, 38 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,940 And you couldn't go to work the next day because you were sick? 39 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:09,320 And the office was struck by lightning. 40 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,590 Ellen, that horse isn't going to run any faster 41 00:03:11,590 --> 00:03:13,760 Just because its name is Mince Pie. 42 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,190 Mince Pie is a pretty good three-year-old. 43 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:16,430 Going to win a lot of races. 44 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:17,850 That is, if its leg gets well. 45 00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:19,890 You... you think there's something wrong with his leg? 46 00:03:19,890 --> 00:03:21,980 Think? [CHUCKLES] 47 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:23,420 I'm the track vet. 48 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:26,150 It's a "precastinary" infection of the "fedasorial" area, 49 00:03:26,150 --> 00:03:29,630 Which... oh, inflamed ligaments. 50 00:03:29,630 --> 00:03:32,960 Imagine allowing a horse to race with a bad leg. 51 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,800 Half of these horses should be in wheelchairs. 52 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,300 It's the only reason they fight for the rail, 53 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:38,560 It gives them something to lean on. 54 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,830 Would you believe it, there's only one 55 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:40,860 Sound horse in the race? 56 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:46,500 Doctor? 57 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:47,450 Doctor. 58 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:47,950 Mm-hm? 59 00:03:47,950 --> 00:03:50,390 You said there was only one horse that wasn't sick. 60 00:03:50,390 --> 00:03:51,340 Please, Doc, which one? 61 00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:53,000 All that information is confidential, you know? 62 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,080 Sort of between doctor and patient. 63 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:55,940 We wouldn't tell anybody. 64 00:03:55,940 --> 00:03:57,510 You could share your secret with us. 65 00:03:57,510 --> 00:03:58,780 And we'd share our winnings with you. 66 00:03:58,780 --> 00:03:59,850 Oh no, please, please. 67 00:03:59,850 --> 00:04:01,220 That would be unethical. 68 00:04:01,220 --> 00:04:02,700 However, if after the race, you'd 69 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:04,760 Like to donate something to the clinic? 70 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,450 We're so overcrowded, we have two horses in every bed. 71 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:08,830 Oh, certainly, we will. 72 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:10,390 Uh, which horse feels well? 73 00:04:10,390 --> 00:04:12,170 Well, if I were a betting man, I'd 74 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:15,510 Consider (WHISPERS) S-I-X a very lucky number. 75 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:16,090 (LOUDLY) S-I... 76 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:16,590 Shh. 77 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,510 (WHISPERS) All right, shush. 78 00:04:18,510 --> 00:04:20,720 (SOFTLY) S-I-X. That's Rhumba Dancer. 79 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,500 Come on, Ellen. 80 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,250 Thank you, Doctor. 81 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:24,640 You're a credit to your profession. 82 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:25,630 Oh, ho, it's nothing. 83 00:04:32,610 --> 00:04:40,570 [MUSIC - "CALL TO THE POST"] 84 00:04:40,570 --> 00:04:42,100 Uh, excuse me. 85 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,680 Pardon me for crowding in, but I flew all the way from Chicago 86 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,380 To see my brother ride this race. 87 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:49,250 First time I get to see him ride a winner. 88 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:51,840 His brother's a jockey. 89 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,510 Funny thing. 90 00:04:52,510 --> 00:04:54,410 Mom always thought he was going to be the tall one. 91 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:56,810 How do you know your brother's going to win? 92 00:04:56,810 --> 00:04:58,210 Lots of ways it's fixed, unless they 93 00:04:58,210 --> 00:05:00,460 Try to pull something crooked. 94 00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:02,800 Sometimes, the horses make their own deals, too, you know. 95 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,540 Uh, well, uh, what's your brother's name? 96 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:07,390 We'd like to cheer for him, too. 97 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,110 If you knew that, you'd know which horse. 98 00:05:09,110 --> 00:05:10,400 Oh, you won't be sorry. 99 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:11,830 I'll take care of you after the race. 100 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:12,690 A big chunk. 101 00:05:12,690 --> 00:05:13,190 Oh. 102 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:16,450 Well, I don't care about the money so much. 103 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:19,840 After all, you do look like decent people. 104 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:22,500 The number is S-E-V-E-N. 105 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:26,310 S-E-V-E-N. That's Iron Bar. 106 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:28,800 Oh, we're so glad we happened to meet you. 107 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:29,810 Would you believe it? 108 00:05:29,810 --> 00:05:31,750 This is the first race we've won today. 109 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:32,750 Well, then... 110 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,270 Oh, there... there's your brother now. 111 00:05:34,270 --> 00:05:35,910 Hm? 112 00:05:35,910 --> 00:05:37,270 Oh, hi, Jerry! 113 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,270 Mom and Dad send their love. 114 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:40,000 Lots of luck, kid! 115 00:05:44,450 --> 00:05:45,990 See how he pretends not to know me? 116 00:05:45,990 --> 00:05:47,310 Smartest little operator around. 117 00:05:51,670 --> 00:05:55,810 [MUSIC - "CALL TO THE POST"] 118 00:05:55,810 --> 00:05:58,150 I tell you, sir, I know we race Christmas Day. 119 00:05:58,150 --> 00:05:59,690 Look, sonny, I got to be sure. 120 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:02,600 Now, go ask Judge Wilkinson for me. 121 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:07,030 [CHATTER] 122 00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:12,740 (THINKING) Mm-hm. 123 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,070 They're still printing dollars, huh? 124 00:06:15,070 --> 00:06:16,210 [WHISTLING] 125 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,940 Oh, I beg your pardon, ma'am? 126 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:19,220 Y'all addressing me? 127 00:06:19,220 --> 00:06:20,450 (SOUTHERN ACCENT) Well, honey child, 128 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,540 Did y'all just dropped this $5 bill? 129 00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:23,880 Oh, I... I couldn't have. 130 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,390 Mine are all hundreds. 131 00:06:25,390 --> 00:06:26,190 Yeah, mine, too. 132 00:06:26,190 --> 00:06:27,680 It must belong to some Yankee. 133 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:30,130 Well, y'all must be as lucky as you are beautiful. 134 00:06:30,130 --> 00:06:32,750 My gentleman friend is betting all this on Iron Bar. 135 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:33,680 (SOUTHERN ACCENT) Iron Bar? 136 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,340 Well, corn my pone and chit my chitlins! 137 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:38,210 I was going to drop a handsome figure on that animal 138 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,970 Myself until my uncle told me the race was fixed. 139 00:06:40,970 --> 00:06:41,600 Your uncle? 140 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,110 Yeah. 141 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,160 Well, that's Judge Wilkinson. 142 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,930 He's the president of the Turf Club, 143 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:46,400 And also, the head judge of the finish line. 144 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,130 I'm just waiting now for him to give me the nod. 145 00:06:48,130 --> 00:06:50,230 He's investigating, of course. 146 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:52,560 My, head judge! 147 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,300 That's him. 148 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:54,470 The one with the pretty girl. 149 00:06:54,470 --> 00:06:57,480 He gives me $1 to ask you if we race on Christmas Day. 150 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,270 He won't take my word for it. 151 00:06:59,270 --> 00:06:59,990 Must be a tourist. 152 00:07:08,730 --> 00:07:11,210 Well, if the race is fixed for Iron Bar to lose, 153 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,640 You must know who's going to win. 154 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,610 (SOUTHERN ACCENT) Yeah, but I couldn't divulge information 155 00:07:14,610 --> 00:07:15,110 Like that. 156 00:07:15,110 --> 00:07:16,110 I've been sworn to secrecy. 157 00:07:16,110 --> 00:07:19,060 I gave my word as a true gentleman of the South. 158 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:22,030 I swore on a stack of black eyed peas and candied yams. 159 00:07:22,030 --> 00:07:23,350 This message had been binded. 160 00:07:23,350 --> 00:07:25,410 There's two thousand cash-money here. 161 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:27,330 My gentleman friend would take good care of you 162 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:28,300 After the race. 163 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:30,420 Well, bless your heart, honey child. 164 00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:35,010 Uh, the number is, uh, E-I-G-H, y'all, T. 165 00:07:35,010 --> 00:07:36,390 You mean Lightning Streak? 166 00:07:36,390 --> 00:07:37,320 None other. 167 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,110 Thank you, sir. 168 00:07:38,110 --> 00:07:40,390 Uh, after the race, I'll meet you at the lettuce counter. 169 00:07:40,390 --> 00:07:40,960 We'll settle up. 170 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:42,290 Y'all understand. 171 00:07:42,290 --> 00:07:43,250 Lightning Streak! 172 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:48,450 Hey, kid. 173 00:07:48,450 --> 00:07:49,790 You getting on the big time? 174 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:50,790 I'm expanding my business. 175 00:07:50,790 --> 00:07:52,860 I'm branching into the hundred-dollar window. 176 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:54,180 Did you get a load of that loot? 177 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:56,000 There's a tomato with her own cabbage patch. 178 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:56,660 Two G's! 179 00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:57,160 Mm-hm. 180 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:57,830 Ow! 181 00:07:57,830 --> 00:07:58,880 What do you expect? 182 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,950 Moose Moran always bets heavy. 183 00:08:00,950 --> 00:08:02,660 Moose Moran? 184 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:04,450 You mean that doll belongs to Moose Moran? 185 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:05,490 You didn't know it? 186 00:08:05,490 --> 00:08:07,180 Hey, you better be sure you gave him a winner. 187 00:08:07,180 --> 00:08:07,500 A winner? 188 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,680 I don't know one horse from another. 189 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,530 I better grab her and tell her the fix is off, have her change 190 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:11,170 Her number. Say... 191 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:12,630 [BELL RINGS] 192 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:14,320 [CHEERS] 193 00:08:14,320 --> 00:08:15,550 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): There they go! 194 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:17,500 It's Iron Bar taking the lead. 195 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,480 Lightning Streak. 196 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:19,450 Where are you? 197 00:08:19,450 --> 00:08:21,380 You want my blood on your hands. 198 00:08:21,380 --> 00:08:21,880 Lightning! 199 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:26,270 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Lightning Streak is 11 to 7 to pole. 200 00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:30,680 Daddy, I met the nicest man. 201 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,920 I gave you two grand to bet on Iron Bar. 202 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:35,390 I know, but Iron Bar doesn't have a chance. 203 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,440 The nice man told me who all's going to win the race. 204 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,000 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): End of the back stretch, 205 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,910 Iron Bar lengthening out. 206 00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:43,160 Was this nice man eating lemon drops? 207 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,630 Y'all know the nice man? 208 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:45,620 Mm-hm. 209 00:08:45,620 --> 00:08:48,550 I told the nice man y'all give him something after the race. 210 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:49,180 Yes. 211 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:53,310 We'll give the nice man something after the race. 212 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:56,150 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Iron Bar now leading 5-7 lengths. 213 00:08:56,150 --> 00:08:58,510 Saddle Queen is now second in length. 214 00:08:58,510 --> 00:09:02,070 And Lightning Streak. 215 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:04,430 Kid, Iron Bar is running away with it. 216 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:05,850 Stay there, Iron Bar. 217 00:09:05,850 --> 00:09:09,170 Stay there! 218 00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:10,310 You want to get me killed? 219 00:09:10,310 --> 00:09:11,690 Come on, Lightning Streak! 220 00:09:11,690 --> 00:09:12,610 Come on! 221 00:09:12,610 --> 00:09:15,210 But you told us Iron Bar. 222 00:09:15,210 --> 00:09:15,880 Don't you remember? 223 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,850 We don't want anyone to know we're in on it. 224 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,350 Come on, Lightning Streak! 225 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:21,220 Come on, Lightning Streak. 226 00:09:21,220 --> 00:09:22,450 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): Final stretch, 227 00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:23,850 Iron Bar holding his lead. 228 00:09:23,850 --> 00:09:24,850 What a race! 229 00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:26,350 Look at that horse run! 230 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:29,850 If you think he can run, watch this! 231 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:33,350 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): And it's Iron Bar, the winner, easily. 232 00:09:33,350 --> 00:09:34,850 [CHEERS] 233 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:37,350 ANNOUNCER (OFFSCREEN): And Lightning Streak. 234 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:40,040 But the nice man was sure Lightning Streak 235 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:40,670 Was going to win. 236 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,390 Is Moose angry? 237 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,180 Say, you were right before. 238 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:52,290 I was touting that horse. 239 00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:52,790 I admit it. 240 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:53,320 I confess! 241 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:54,710 I've been touting horses all afternoon. 242 00:09:54,710 --> 00:09:55,340 Put me in jail. 243 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,260 Please put me in jail! 244 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:57,110 Are you kidding? 245 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:58,270 What kind of a new racket is this? 246 00:09:58,270 --> 00:09:59,250 Well, I'm a citizen. 247 00:09:59,250 --> 00:09:59,770 I pay taxes. 248 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:00,840 I got a right to be put in jail. 249 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:01,840 Slap them on me! 250 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,430 Are you trying to make chumps out of us again? 251 00:10:03,430 --> 00:10:05,400 No, I just touted Moose Moran by mistake. 252 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:06,320 I touted him off a winner. 253 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:07,300 He'll kill me. 254 00:10:07,300 --> 00:10:11,900 Well, you know it and we know it and Moose Moran knows this. 255 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:14,660 But it would sound very peculiar in court. 256 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:17,140 [COPS CHUCKLE] 257 00:10:17,140 --> 00:10:18,210 I'll have them draft it. 258 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:23,930 My key? 259 00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:25,970 The credit manager wants to talk to you. 260 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,840 Do you not want to talk to the credit manager? 261 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:29,230 - You want to talk to Moose. - No, no. 262 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:30,570 I... I don't want to talk to either one of them. 263 00:10:30,570 --> 00:10:30,720 I... 264 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,400 Well, Moose wants you to have a drink with him. 265 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,510 No, I'm not thirsty. 266 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:34,450 Moose said you're thirsty. 267 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:35,750 No, I... I'll take a rain check. 268 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:36,560 Moose likes you. 269 00:10:36,560 --> 00:10:37,490 Yeah, I'm fond of him, too. 270 00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:38,240 Let's go outside. 271 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,180 Yeah. No, fellas. 272 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:39,910 I've made up my mind! 273 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:40,410 Let's go. 274 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,090 I'll be back later, I think! 275 00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:45,550 I'll be... ha-ha. 276 00:10:45,550 --> 00:10:47,590 Funny when your boys said you wanted to have a drink with me. 277 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:48,610 I thought they were kidding. 278 00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:49,110 Ha-ha. 279 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:52,980 Thanks, Scarlett. 280 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,720 Moose, you're a real solid citizen, 281 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,420 Taking your loss like this. 282 00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:01,830 Why should I get high blood pressure for about ten grand? 283 00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:02,740 Yeah, that's what I say. 284 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:05,550 It's not worth... ten grand? 285 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:07,110 I thought you only lost two? 286 00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:08,120 Yeah, but the horse won. 287 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,990 They would have paid me ten grand. 288 00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:11,870 Come on, I'll show you around. 289 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,420 Say, with a layout like this, even ten grand 290 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:19,500 Must be bird feed, huh? 291 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,040 Yeah. 292 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,060 Over here is a sort of den. 293 00:11:23,060 --> 00:11:24,480 Had it fixed up special. 294 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:25,600 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Ow! 295 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,080 Oh, my god! [CRIES] 296 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:27,580 Help. 297 00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:28,110 It's all right. 298 00:11:28,110 --> 00:11:28,640 Have a look. 299 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,560 [GRUNTS] 300 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,220 Ow! 301 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:32,110 Ugh! 302 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:33,910 Ow. 303 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:35,210 Maybe he ain't got the diamond. 304 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:36,960 Moose thinks he swallowed it when 305 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,350 We had him in the limousine. 306 00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:39,200 [GROANS] 307 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,180 Ready, Sam? 308 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:43,010 (SCREAMS) Ow! 309 00:11:43,010 --> 00:11:45,360 Ow! 310 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,250 [GROANS] 311 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:48,110 What's the matter, Kid? 312 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,780 You look kind of sick. 313 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:52,700 No, no, uh, I always turn green this time of the year. 314 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,620 MAN (OFFSCREEN): (SCREAMS) Ohh! 315 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,170 Maybe you'd better sit down. 316 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:57,190 At least. 317 00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:58,810 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Aargh! 318 00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:02,190 No, don't I'll talk. 319 00:12:02,190 --> 00:12:03,420 I'll talk. 320 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:04,850 Ahh. 321 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,280 I didn't swallow the diamond. 322 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,640 It's in my shoe... in the heel. 323 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:10,740 Now, that you're feeling better, 324 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:12,860 Let's talk about the ten grand you owe me. 325 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:13,880 Oh, but you said... 326 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:14,780 No, it's not the money. 327 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,890 I just don't like to have all the smart guys get 328 00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:17,920 The laugh on me. 329 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:19,190 Here's the diamond, Moose. 330 00:12:22,170 --> 00:12:24,290 Oh, Kid, I'd like you to know Sam the Surgeon. 331 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,610 Sam, this is the Lemon Drop Kid. 332 00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:28,790 Pardon the glove. 333 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,220 Are you a genuine doctor? 334 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:31,100 Practically. 335 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,330 Would have graduated if I didn't drop 336 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,940 A forward pass in my senior year. 337 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,350 First doctor I ever met keeps what 338 00:12:36,350 --> 00:12:38,470 He takes out and throws the patient away. 339 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:39,770 [CHUCKLES] 340 00:12:39,770 --> 00:12:41,170 Well, I'll be going. 341 00:12:43,690 --> 00:12:46,820 Oops, oh, look, Moose, all I got is 342 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:49,510 fifteen cents and a box of lemon drops. 343 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:50,010 You have one? 344 00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:54,510 Moose, I haven't got ten grand. 345 00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:57,400 I haven't got it on me or in me. 346 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,930 Trying to make me a sucker can be very painful. 347 00:12:59,930 --> 00:13:01,150 Shall we prepare him for surgery? 348 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:01,940 Oh, now, wait, Moose. 349 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:02,810 Look, I'll get the ten grand. 350 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:09,000 I'll... hey, "Only 23 shopping days till Christmas." 351 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,440 If I only had till Christmas. 352 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:11,840 Where would you get ten grand? 353 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,250 Well, I'll have more of a chance 354 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,150 If I could get to New York. 355 00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:15,420 I've got a lot of friends on Broadway. 356 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,440 Name one. 357 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,130 Well, there's, uh, and then there's, 358 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,550 Uh... uh, he's not out yet. 359 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,790 And the, eh, OK, so they're not friends. 360 00:13:24,790 --> 00:13:26,240 I tell you, I can still raise the money. 361 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,420 By touting two-dollar horse players? 362 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:30,000 No, I'll find a way. 363 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,650 It's all the same to you whether Sam kills me 364 00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:33,540 Now or doesn't open me till Christmas. 365 00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:35,550 And if I get the money, you are ten grand ahead. 366 00:13:35,550 --> 00:13:36,460 You see, Moose? 367 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:38,000 Picking up ten grand will be fun for you. 368 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,930 And killing me this way, it'd be so sloppy. [CHUCKLES] 369 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,530 Moose, sure, I've always wanted to be a man about town, 370 00:13:43,530 --> 00:13:45,240 But not in little chunks, you see. 371 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,210 As, uh, uh... 372 00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:51,200 Dead, I write ten thousand off the books. 373 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:55,100 Alive, possible asset. 374 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,090 OK, I'll be in New York for Christmas. 375 00:13:58,090 --> 00:13:59,710 I want to spend it with my wife and kids. 376 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:00,650 They're in boarding school. 377 00:14:00,650 --> 00:14:02,000 What if he runs away? 378 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,210 We'll find him. 379 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,510 Yeah, I hear you find people so good that after you find them, 380 00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:08,370 Nobody else can find them. [CHUCKLES] 381 00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:13,010 Kid, I got some property in Long Island, a casino. 382 00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:13,790 Oh, I know the place. 383 00:14:13,790 --> 00:14:15,040 They closed it down for repairs. 384 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,110 The roulette wheel started paying off. 385 00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:18,940 I'm coming North to peddle it. 386 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,750 You have the money for me Christmas Eve. 387 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,530 Or Christmas morning, you'll find your head 388 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:23,790 In your stocking. 389 00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:25,120 My head in my stocking? 390 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:30,530 Well, that's not po... oh, oh. 391 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,470 Thanks for a nice evening. 392 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,470 Merry Christmas! 393 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:50,730 [WHOOSHING] 394 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:51,710 [BELL RINGS] 395 00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:01,250 [WHOOSHING] 396 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,230 [CLANGS] 397 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:20,980 Lucky thing for you, I came along. 398 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:21,910 Thank you, sir. 399 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,940 (GRUFFLY) Why don't you watch where you're going? 400 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,390 I would have blown my horn, but it's frozen. 401 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:39,350 [DOG BARKS] 402 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:57,740 [DOG YIPS] 403 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:05,690 [DOG WHIMPERS] 404 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,540 You see, the way the weather is, 405 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:15,130 My paper sales have been a way off. 406 00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:17,150 But I'll get it for you some way. 407 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,800 I got friends about. 408 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:19,300 Nellie! 409 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:19,800 I... 410 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,910 As I practically live and breathe, it's Nellie Thursday! 411 00:16:22,910 --> 00:16:23,840 Kid! 412 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,270 Selling ice cream? 413 00:16:25,270 --> 00:16:26,960 Ice creams. 414 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,850 Same old Nell. 415 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:29,390 Boy, am I glad to see you. 416 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:31,350 Oh, and am I glad to see you. 417 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,040 You're just in time, Kid. 418 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:35,900 [CHUCKLES] 419 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:38,100 It's the newest thing in Florida... the bikini sweater. 420 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,960 The gal that made it autographed it for me. [CHUCKLES] 421 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,890 Woof, woof. 422 00:16:42,890 --> 00:16:46,270 Kid, I owe Mr. Egan some money. 423 00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:48,510 You remember that twenty dollars you owe me? 424 00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:50,600 What, a measly twenty dollars? 425 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,090 And I not only remember the twenty, 426 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,930 I'm gonna pay it back and multiply it by twenty. 427 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,000 That'll take care of the four months' rent she owes me, 428 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000 And then some. 429 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,500 You keep out of this. 430 00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,450 Listen, Nellie, lend me ten dollars, will you? 431 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,670 So I can get my winter clothes out of hock? 432 00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:04,340 I can't go see my friends at the Sherry 433 00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:05,530 And the Ritz looking like this. 434 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:08,060 They'd ask me questions for which I'm out of answers. 435 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:11,420 Kid, you know you have not any friends at the Ritz. 436 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,910 Nellie, how can you say that? 437 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:14,200 You know I have. 438 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,680 Why there's... uh, wrong hand. 439 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,850 Well, there's, uh, uh... don't worry, 440 00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:22,530 I'll give you the money back. 441 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:24,730 Get it by 6 o'clock. 442 00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:28,930 That'll give you time to dispossess an orphanage. 443 00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,950 You know, Nellie, I'd give you the shirt off my back 444 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,410 If I had any underwear on. 445 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,370 Sure, Kid. 446 00:17:33,370 --> 00:17:34,810 I know that. 447 00:17:34,810 --> 00:17:36,250 It's not just for me. 448 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,210 It's for my husband. 449 00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:39,460 You remember my husband, Henry? 450 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:40,950 Well, who doesn't? 451 00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:42,900 Sing Sing Class of '31. 452 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:45,710 Greatest little safe cracker in the business. 453 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:48,620 Henry's getting paroled after twenty years. 454 00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,080 He gets out Christmas Eve. 455 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,570 Gets out Christmas Eve? 456 00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,400 Christmas Eve. 457 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:54,970 I may not be around to see him. 458 00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:59,050 But I will, so I can tell him how we got no place to stay. 459 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:01,020 Yeah, well, what happened to that old folks' home 460 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,400 That you and Henry were moving in? 461 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,770 Yes, Sunshine Home, huh. 462 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:07,100 Well, they turned down my application... 463 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,120 All on account of Henry. 464 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,840 They won't take an ex-convict. 465 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,330 Come next visiting day, I'm going 466 00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:17,770 To tell Henry to stay right where he is. 467 00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:20,760 At least, it's warm up there. 468 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,760 Brr. 469 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,760 Papers! 470 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:27,750 Late files! 471 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:28,650 Stay with it, Nellie. 472 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,490 Keep your chins up. 473 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:30,580 Something will work out. 474 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,210 Well, maybe so. 475 00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:36,620 I've been in worst jams than this. 476 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,340 At least, you're not alone anymore, anyway. 477 00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:42,900 I'll see you. 478 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,180 [WHOOSHING] 479 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:03,670 Toot Shore, Polly Terry, D. Cora, Pancho O'Dwyer, 480 00:19:03,670 --> 00:19:07,600 Grover William, Goldberg, Tony Burke... [MUMBLES] 481 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:08,870 Brainey Baxter. 482 00:19:08,870 --> 00:19:12,280 Ah, she still lives here. 483 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:12,780 Brr. 484 00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:19,230 You're on your own, fellas. 485 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:19,730 Hitchhiker. 486 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:24,310 [HUMS] 487 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:30,460 Rrrh, mm, hmm, hmm, hmm. 488 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,950 [CHUCKLES] 489 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:32,950 Hmm, hmm. 490 00:19:37,420 --> 00:19:38,790 I never saw it bloom before. 491 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:42,990 Ah, still works. 492 00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:02,670 [WHISTLES] 493 00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:06,990 [HUMS] 494 00:20:06,990 --> 00:20:17,920 [WHISTLES] 495 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:35,320 [WHISTLES] 496 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:48,240 [WHISTLES] 497 00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:02,700 What a crime if you had to die. 498 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,020 [HUMS] 499 00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:11,420 Oh, a dandy. 500 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:15,350 [WHISTLES] 501 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:16,340 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 502 00:21:21,270 --> 00:21:22,320 Hrm. 503 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:26,280 I hate to leave you, but that's fate! 504 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,240 Oh, you doll, you! 505 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,200 [WHISTLES] 506 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,330 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 507 00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:33,160 KID (OFFSCREEN): Brainey! 508 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,590 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 509 00:21:37,590 --> 00:21:40,050 KID (OFFSCREEN): Brainey! 510 00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,530 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 511 00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:44,480 KID (OFFSCREEN): Brainey! 512 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,490 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 513 00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:46,330 KID (OFFSCREEN): Brainey! 514 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:52,570 Brainey, you gorgeous doll, you! 515 00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:53,980 You're late, Kid. 516 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,080 Oh, I came over as soon as I hit town. 517 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,480 Six months late. 518 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,630 You left with my coat. 519 00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:00,400 You were going to pawn it for me. 520 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,830 I waited for you to come back. 521 00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:03,810 Well, it's like this. 522 00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:05,900 I was on my way back with your money right in my hand. 523 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:08,270 All at once, I heard about a big deal in Florida. 524 00:22:08,270 --> 00:22:11,150 Well, I figured you won't need a fur coat in Florida. 525 00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:13,430 You went to Florida, I stayed here. 526 00:22:13,430 --> 00:22:14,440 Oh, Brainey. 527 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,570 Squaring the money I owe you in the coat is a cinch. 528 00:22:16,570 --> 00:22:18,650 I just struck it rich in Miami. 529 00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:19,980 (SARCASTIC) Mm, you look it. 530 00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:21,290 Oh, you don't understand. 531 00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:23,100 I'm out at the racetrack with some wealthy friends, 532 00:22:23,100 --> 00:22:25,390 And I get to thinking about the woman I love... meaning you, 533 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,480 Brainey Baxter. 534 00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,050 Naturally, I don't wait to change. 535 00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:29,410 I grabbed the first plane home. 536 00:22:29,410 --> 00:22:31,350 My luggage is on the way. 537 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:35,210 If Miami is fat, how come you left in such a hurry? 538 00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,770 Oh, uh, there's a horse named Wedding 539 00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:38,800 Ceremony... wins the second race. 540 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,130 Wedding Ceremony, that's a hunch. 541 00:22:40,130 --> 00:22:43,570 It could mean nobody but you and I. 542 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:44,800 Now, look, Kid. 543 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,460 I remember how you operate. 544 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:47,880 No holds barred. 545 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,000 Now, let's not talk about a wedding ceremony 546 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,490 Unless you're on the level. 547 00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:53,620 Oh, I don't blame you for not trusting me, Brainey. 548 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,770 Sometimes I have days when I don't trust me. 549 00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:58,170 But I'll do anything to be worthy of you. 550 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:01,360 Might even get a job. 551 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,020 A wedding ceremony and a job? 552 00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:06,040 That's the greatest long shot parlay of the year. 553 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:06,540 Yeah. 554 00:23:06,540 --> 00:23:08,840 I just wish I hadn't left my wallet in my new cashmere 555 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,510 Slacks. 556 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:11,990 As soon as my clothes arrive, I'll take ten bucks and go right down 557 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:12,650 And get a license. 558 00:23:12,650 --> 00:23:14,230 That'll show you. 559 00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:15,590 I've get ten bucks. 560 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:16,090 Yeah? 561 00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:20,910 I'm calling your bluff, Kid. 562 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,970 We can get the license right now. 563 00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:25,590 Oh, doll! 564 00:23:25,590 --> 00:23:27,030 I'll be right down to the license bureau. 565 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:27,570 Oh, wait! 566 00:23:27,570 --> 00:23:28,500 I'll slip into something. 567 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:29,600 Oh, don't, no. 568 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,990 No need you going along. 569 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:33,080 You stay here and fix up this place. 570 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:34,580 Remember, this is our honeymoon cottage. 571 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,280 Get a lot of champagne and confetti, huh? 572 00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,530 And just stand there, just like that. 573 00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:40,520 Beautiful! 574 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,020 All the way downtown, I want to remember you smiling. 575 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,020 But we both have to appear for a license. 576 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:51,880 Hey, Kid, wait! 577 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:54,730 [WHOOSHING] 578 00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:56,160 [SIGHS] 579 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,250 My ten bucks. 580 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,610 He did it again. 581 00:24:01,610 --> 00:24:03,430 [WHOOSHING] 582 00:24:09,710 --> 00:24:10,620 Reunion, fellas. 583 00:24:13,490 --> 00:24:14,440 Hrrrm. 584 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,890 [BARKS] 585 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:20,600 Mush, mush, mush, mush! 586 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,340 Mr. Charlie, according to our figures, 587 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:34,980 You owe the government $31,400. 588 00:24:34,980 --> 00:24:36,890 You mean to say, all that dough I 589 00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:39,290 Paid for protection isn't deductible? 590 00:24:39,290 --> 00:24:44,080 Well, that money is just... what do you want? 591 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,340 Well, I was just passing by. 592 00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:49,250 Thought I'd drop in to see my old pal Oxford Charlie. 593 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,410 How are you? 594 00:24:50,410 --> 00:24:51,800 How's your feet? 595 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,260 They're killing me. 596 00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:55,230 What are you here for... Giving or getting? 597 00:24:55,230 --> 00:24:58,300 Oh, Charlie, I'm cutting you in on a solid gold deal. 598 00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,720 You'd be able to wear ermine oxfords 599 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,900 With your share of the profits. 600 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:02,990 All you have to put up is ten grand in cash. 601 00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:03,770 That's enough. 602 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,010 Throw the crumb out. 603 00:25:05,010 --> 00:25:06,780 But all you have to do is plant a measly ten grand, 604 00:25:06,780 --> 00:25:07,990 And you harvest a fortune! 605 00:25:07,990 --> 00:25:08,650 Throw him out. 606 00:25:08,650 --> 00:25:10,380 Ain't I got enough trouble with income tax? 607 00:25:10,380 --> 00:25:11,620 Oh, but, Charlie! 608 00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:14,030 Listen, Oxford, I owe Moose Moran ten grand. 609 00:25:14,030 --> 00:25:16,760 Either he gets it Christmas Eve or I get it Christmas morning. 610 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:17,730 Lend me the dough, will you? 611 00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:18,660 You know what Moose will do. 612 00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:20,730 I'll wind up in the river with a cement bathing suit. 613 00:25:20,730 --> 00:25:21,980 I'll supply the cement. 614 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:22,480 Out! 615 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:28,610 Oh, but, Charlie, I... Cha... I'll leave my phone number 616 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:29,740 In case you change your mind, huh? 617 00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:32,800 I'm sorry, oh! 618 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,630 Communist! 619 00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:35,120 [BELL RINGS] 620 00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,110 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Help the needy! 621 00:25:37,110 --> 00:25:41,580 Help the needy! 622 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:43,540 Help the needy. 623 00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:45,910 Put something in the pot? 624 00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:49,530 Oh, at least, you've got one. 625 00:25:49,530 --> 00:25:51,320 Help... thank you, sir. 626 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,040 Help the needy! 627 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,040 Thank you, lady. 628 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,880 Help the needy! 629 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,240 Help... thank you. 630 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:01,410 Help the needy! 631 00:26:01,410 --> 00:26:02,820 Thank you. 632 00:26:02,820 --> 00:26:05,630 Help the needy! 633 00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,110 Thank you, lady. 634 00:26:07,110 --> 00:26:08,620 Help the needy! 635 00:26:08,620 --> 00:26:10,090 [BELL RINGS] 636 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,540 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Merry Christmas! 637 00:26:12,540 --> 00:26:18,720 Merry Christmas! 638 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,220 [BELL RINGS] 639 00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:21,750 Merry Christmas! 640 00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:23,150 Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho! 641 00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:26,870 Me... blessings on you, kind sir. 642 00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:27,860 Merry Christmas. 643 00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:29,340 Oh-ho-ho! 644 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:30,820 Ho-ho-ho! 645 00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:34,270 Merry Christ... merry Christmas! 646 00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:36,240 Merry Christmas! 647 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,200 Merry Chr... ho-ho, ho-ho! 648 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,180 Merry Christmas! 649 00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:42,670 Merry... ahem, merry Christmas! 650 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:44,330 Ho-ho, ho-ho! 651 00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:45,280 Merry Christmas! 652 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,190 Jingle bells! 653 00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,620 Happy yuletide! 654 00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:54,200 Merry... little something from Santa? 655 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,150 Merry Christmas! 656 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:56,100 Ha... 657 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:59,770 Well, if it isn't the Lemon Drop Kid back from Florida. 658 00:26:59,770 --> 00:27:00,700 [CHUCKLES] 659 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,620 Merry Christmas! 660 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,980 "Save a Life." 661 00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:04,180 Who's life? 662 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,130 Mine. 663 00:27:05,130 --> 00:27:05,820 Come on, Kid. 664 00:27:05,820 --> 00:27:06,590 Oh, no, wait a minute. 665 00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:07,440 I haven't done anything. 666 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:08,360 I'm innocent. 667 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,630 I'm just a small businessman. 668 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:10,700 I'm in the Santa Claus business. 669 00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:11,790 Come along, Santa. 670 00:27:11,790 --> 00:27:13,140 I'll phone for the reindeer. 671 00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:15,800 Oh, I'll take a cab and meet you at the station. 672 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:16,330 Sidney Milburn. 673 00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:20,890 Sidney Milburn! 674 00:27:23,430 --> 00:27:27,830 Your Honor, that's the Lemon Drop Kid. 675 00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:31,720 [BELL RINGS] 676 00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,180 [CLATTERS] 677 00:27:33,180 --> 00:27:34,150 [LAUGHTER] 678 00:27:34,150 --> 00:27:35,120 [GAVEL BANGS] 679 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,330 The Lemon Drop Kid was collecting money for charity 680 00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:41,260 Without a license. 681 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:41,780 What charity? 682 00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,240 His own, Your Honor. 683 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,240 How do you plead? 684 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,480 Well, Your Honor, I'd like to ask 685 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,890 For a postponement of this case until January 1 686 00:27:47,890 --> 00:27:49,510 When my attorney returns from Washington. 687 00:27:49,510 --> 00:27:50,510 JUDGE (OFFSCREEN): Washington? 688 00:27:50,510 --> 00:27:52,110 Yeah, he's down there trying to fix a parking 689 00:27:52,110 --> 00:27:55,180 Ticket for President Truman. 690 00:27:55,180 --> 00:27:59,300 Milburn, how do you plead to this charge of panhandling? 691 00:27:59,300 --> 00:28:00,200 Panhandling? 692 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,970 I was standing in the corner with my bell and kettle, 693 00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:05,070 Like hundreds of other everyday average American Santa Clauses. 694 00:28:05,070 --> 00:28:07,650 You were collecting this money for your own personal gain. 695 00:28:07,650 --> 00:28:09,300 Those other men are working for charity. 696 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,700 It's an organized charity and has a city license. 697 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:12,200 Eh. 698 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,800 Oh, a city license. 699 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,530 Mr. Milburn, I'm going to turn this money over 700 00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:21,010 To a worthwhile charity. 701 00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:22,830 Ten days or fifty dollars. 702 00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:24,060 Oh, but I haven't got fifty dollars. 703 00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:25,700 And I can't spare ten days. 704 00:28:25,700 --> 00:28:28,090 We'll arrange your schedule to spare it for you. 705 00:28:28,090 --> 00:28:28,860 Next case. 706 00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,900 Oh, but, Judge, please. 707 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:32,400 Your Honor, could I make one phone call? 708 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,130 Yes. 709 00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,240 [COINS CLINK] 710 00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,910 It's long distance, I... 711 00:28:35,910 --> 00:28:37,900 [LAUGHTER] 712 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:40,890 [BELL RINGS] 713 00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:42,580 Come on. 714 00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:44,340 That judge didn't look honest to me. 715 00:28:44,340 --> 00:28:46,610 For 18 years, he's been a member of the bar. 716 00:28:46,610 --> 00:28:47,400 That's what I mean. 717 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:48,120 Drinking on duty. 718 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,350 NELLIE (OFFSCREEN): Hello, Kid. 719 00:28:49,350 --> 00:28:50,450 Nellie? 720 00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:51,590 What are you doing here? 721 00:28:51,590 --> 00:28:54,580 Ask him. 722 00:28:54,580 --> 00:28:57,390 He had me arrested for trying to get my personal belongings out 723 00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:58,800 Of my apartment. 724 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:03,400 But he didn't even want me to take Henry's picture. 725 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,320 That's the only picture he ever had taken. 726 00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,050 Gee, hasn't changed a bit. 727 00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,540 Let's go. 728 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,710 You woman beater. 729 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:12,670 Come on. 730 00:29:12,670 --> 00:29:13,630 Grrr. 731 00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:14,390 Come on. 732 00:29:14,390 --> 00:29:15,160 Come on! 733 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,220 Uh, oh, hold it, hold it. 734 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:17,890 Hold what? 735 00:29:17,890 --> 00:29:18,700 Hold these. 736 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:20,290 Judge told me I could call my lawyer. 737 00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:21,620 You said your lawyer was in Washington. 738 00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:24,280 Yeah, it's a firm of Duncan, Muncan, Schmuncan, and Brainey. 739 00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:28,140 Boy, when my lawyer gets through with you, 740 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:30,180 You'll be wearing your brass buttons at half mast. 741 00:29:32,890 --> 00:29:33,390 Hello? 742 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:36,160 I... oh. 743 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,440 Hello, is Brainey there? 744 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,380 [WHISTLES] 745 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,210 Yeah? 746 00:29:43,210 --> 00:29:44,920 Well, hello, Brainey. 747 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,700 Hiya, honey. 748 00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:49,080 It's a lady lawyer. 749 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,690 Brainey baby, where do you think I am? 750 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,090 Don't tell me. 751 00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:54,960 Let me guess. 752 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,200 The license bureau, of course. 753 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,310 You married yourself. 754 00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:00,090 How cozy. 755 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:00,590 Now, look. 756 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,280 I started for the license bureau, baby. 757 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,520 But on the way down, I stopped off at my old rooming house 758 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,090 To get your photograph. 759 00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:07,860 I like to look at it when I'm not with you. 760 00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:09,740 Well, the landlord wouldn't let me in to get it. 761 00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,910 So one thing led to another. 762 00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,080 He poked me. 763 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:13,790 I poked him. 764 00:30:13,790 --> 00:30:17,010 And where do you think I am? [CHUCKLES] 765 00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:18,150 In the pokey. 766 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,940 The pokey? 767 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:25,070 Stay there, just the way you are, beautiful. 768 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:28,010 I want to remember you smiling. 769 00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:28,880 Smiling? 770 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,170 Look, who's smiling? 771 00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:30,670 I'd... 772 00:30:30,670 --> 00:30:32,610 [CHUCKLES] 773 00:30:32,610 --> 00:30:34,570 Look, would you leave town for a couple of hours, please? 774 00:30:34,570 --> 00:30:36,490 Look, Brainey baby, you got to listen to me. 775 00:30:36,490 --> 00:30:38,400 Listen to you? 776 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,030 My fur coat listened to you. 777 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:41,380 My ten bucks listened to you. 778 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:42,340 I listened to you. 779 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,360 We're all fed up listening to you. 780 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:47,010 WOMAN (OFFSCREEN): Hey, Brainey, we're on! 781 00:30:47,010 --> 00:30:48,390 So long, Kid. 782 00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:49,680 Merry Christmas! 783 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,730 And remember, if I don't get in touch with you, by all means, 784 00:30:53,730 --> 00:30:55,060 Don't get in touch with me. 785 00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:01,670 No, Brainey, Brainey, Brainey baby. 786 00:31:01,670 --> 00:31:06,220 Brainey, go to... right, uh, I, wha... here hold this. 787 00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:07,610 She can't do this to me. 788 00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:09,370 Come back here, Santa. 789 00:31:09,370 --> 00:31:16,800 Would you... at least, I broke even. 790 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:19,180 [SINGING] Then you hear such a roar, 791 00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:24,480 And you think they want more, so you start in singing like mad. 792 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,870 You can see that we're shaped well. 793 00:31:26,870 --> 00:31:28,920 You see that we're draped well. 794 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,990 But we can tell by the fellows that gape. 795 00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:36,010 Well, they like to hear us sing in the pink. 796 00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:39,270 Oh, Mr. Dunker, what a beautiful mink. 797 00:31:39,270 --> 00:31:45,670 You must get pleasure from every measure when you hear me sing, 798 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:47,070 Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah! 799 00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:48,970 I think. 800 00:31:48,970 --> 00:31:51,060 I think? 801 00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:54,450 Your reaction is surprising when we're doing our vocalizing. 802 00:31:54,450 --> 00:31:58,920 Yes, you obviously came just to see us sing. 803 00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:02,840 OK, girls. 804 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,730 Back at 6 o'clock. 805 00:32:08,850 --> 00:32:09,790 - Hi. - Hi. 806 00:32:09,790 --> 00:32:10,370 Some breakfast? 807 00:32:10,370 --> 00:32:11,960 No, thank you. 808 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,230 Charlie, I don't know how... 809 00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:14,520 Yeah, yeah, I know. 810 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:17,080 I heard about the Lemon Drop Kid going to the jug. 811 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,500 How much? 812 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:19,000 Fifty. 813 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,010 Out of my salary. 814 00:32:20,010 --> 00:32:21,430 Hm. 815 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:24,020 You know, why is it every time I go for a dame, 816 00:32:24,020 --> 00:32:25,820 She winds up marrying the drummer? 817 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:27,730 About two blondes ago, I shell a lot 818 00:32:27,730 --> 00:32:30,190 Of fortune in orchids and pearls, 819 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:31,280 She hooks up with a waiter. 820 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,100 Huh, yeah, a little fat guy. 821 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:35,110 Well, I'm not getting hooked up with any waiter. 822 00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:36,940 The Kid pulled a couple of fast ones on me, 823 00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:39,150 And I'm not letting him get away with it. 824 00:32:39,150 --> 00:32:41,150 He thinks he's safe in jail. 825 00:32:41,150 --> 00:32:42,510 Hm. 826 00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:43,390 Thanks, Charlie. 827 00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:46,080 I'll pay you back in money. 828 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:46,580 Yeah. 829 00:32:50,050 --> 00:32:51,650 What's the matter, Santa Claus? 830 00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:53,390 Your reindeer gone through a red light? 831 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:56,340 Santa Claus hasn't been a good boy this year. 832 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:58,130 What did they find in your bag, Santa? 833 00:32:58,130 --> 00:33:00,090 Burglary tools? 834 00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:02,700 Riffraff. 835 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,390 You got a visitor, Kid. 836 00:33:04,390 --> 00:33:05,910 Your family doctor. 837 00:33:05,910 --> 00:33:07,390 Well, Sam the Surgeon. 838 00:33:07,390 --> 00:33:09,740 You come to do your Christmas chopping early? 839 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:10,390 No, Santa. 840 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:13,680 I came to remind you what Moose Moran wants for Christmas. 841 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,930 I remember. 842 00:33:15,930 --> 00:33:18,230 You know, Kid, jail's a silly place to try to hide. 843 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,260 Moose has more friends in than out. 844 00:33:20,260 --> 00:33:22,470 Sam, you can put your knife in mothballs. 845 00:33:22,470 --> 00:33:24,300 I got an idea that can't miss. 846 00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:26,300 I know I can come up with the ten grand. 847 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,490 That's fine because some of the smart boys 848 00:33:28,490 --> 00:33:31,250 Are starting to get Moose to laugh, and Moose don't like it. 849 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:33,720 All we have to do is borrow Moose's casino from now 850 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,810 Till Christmas. 851 00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:36,720 Moose can't open it for high-class gambling. 852 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,920 You can't even open it for a bingo parlor. 853 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,700 Wait, you're talking to a genius. 854 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:41,950 You know Nellie Thursday? 855 00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:42,550 She's in here. 856 00:33:42,550 --> 00:33:44,300 She's got no place to live. 857 00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:45,770 She tried to get into an old folks' home, 858 00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:47,000 But they wouldn't take her on account 859 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,530 Of her husband's an ex-con. 860 00:33:48,530 --> 00:33:50,120 Now, here's the idea. 861 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,910 I borrow Moose's casino. 862 00:33:51,910 --> 00:33:54,000 I pretend it's an old folks' home. 863 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,360 I stick Nellie in there with a bunch of old dolls. 864 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,260 With them in it... now, this part is kind of tough. 865 00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:00,950 But I figure, uh, if I can work it, 866 00:34:00,950 --> 00:34:02,610 I can talk the city into giving me 867 00:34:02,610 --> 00:34:04,450 A license to collect for charity. 868 00:34:04,450 --> 00:34:07,310 I further figure, I can get every mug on Broadway 869 00:34:07,310 --> 00:34:08,690 To help me do the collecting. 870 00:34:08,690 --> 00:34:09,880 They all love Nellie. 871 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,590 She's such a grand old doll. 872 00:34:11,590 --> 00:34:14,510 You trying to unload a mob of old dolls in Moose's casino? 873 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:16,130 Shh. 874 00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:18,300 It's only until Christmas Eve. 875 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:22,060 By then, I'll have collected enough to pay off Moose. 876 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:25,800 This is the most legal double cross I've ever heard. 877 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,880 But what happens to the old dolls after Christmas Eve? 878 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,180 Well, can I help it if suddenly the collection money 879 00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:33,480 Just happens to get lost and the old dolls 880 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,620 Can't afford to stay in the casino? 881 00:34:35,620 --> 00:34:36,500 Moose will have his dough. 882 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,850 And I'll be in the clear, you see. 883 00:34:38,850 --> 00:34:41,490 You're going to dump all those nice little ladies out 884 00:34:41,490 --> 00:34:43,800 On the street at Christmastime? 885 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,280 I wouldn't do that to my own mother. 886 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,980 Any bookmaker in town will give you 3-1. 887 00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:50,960 Is it a deal or not? 888 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:51,780 Sounds crazy. 889 00:34:51,780 --> 00:34:53,520 But that ain't my department. 890 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,990 I only to start operating if you don't pay off. 891 00:34:56,990 --> 00:34:57,820 Where did you intern at? 892 00:34:57,820 --> 00:34:58,740 The finance company? 893 00:34:58,740 --> 00:35:02,770 And hey, Sam, there's a little matter of the fifty-dollar fine. 894 00:35:02,770 --> 00:35:06,260 You advance it, and I owe Moose a round figure of ten thousand and fifty. 895 00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:07,490 No, thanks, Kid. 896 00:35:07,490 --> 00:35:09,590 I like having you in the deep freeze. 897 00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:13,620 We can thaw you out in time for the holiday season. 898 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:18,310 Merry Christmas in just 15 days. 899 00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:19,960 Merry Christmas. 900 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:20,680 15 days. 901 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,560 I got to get out of here. 902 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,430 I got to get out of here! 903 00:35:22,430 --> 00:35:23,370 Please let me out of here! 904 00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:23,870 Hey! 905 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,170 I should have said "please" a long time ago. 906 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:31,170 There's a lady waiting for you in the office. 907 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,980 She paid your fine. 908 00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:34,290 [BELLS JINGLING] 909 00:35:34,290 --> 00:35:35,870 (IN UNISON) Goodbye, Santa! 910 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:38,080 Delinquents! 911 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:38,790 Here's your receipt. 912 00:35:38,790 --> 00:35:39,520 Thank you. 913 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,040 Brainey! 914 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:42,650 I knew you'd come. 915 00:35:42,650 --> 00:35:43,800 Couldn't fight it, eh? 916 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,990 I don't know what I'd do to them. 917 00:35:46,990 --> 00:35:48,680 Well, I guess, you're wondering about the outfit. 918 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,180 Oh, no, sport. 919 00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:52,210 You always were a flashy dresser. 920 00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:54,300 You don't know how it feels to be free again. 921 00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:56,380 Well, you're going to be free about five minutes. 922 00:35:56,380 --> 00:35:59,290 We're heading downtown for a marriage license. 923 00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:00,050 Together. 924 00:36:00,050 --> 00:36:03,020 Brainey, you're making me the happiest man in the world! 925 00:36:03,020 --> 00:36:05,210 And there'd be no more dancing for a few measly dollars 926 00:36:05,210 --> 00:36:07,770 A week anymore... not when you're my wife. 927 00:36:07,770 --> 00:36:09,330 We'll make Oxford Charlie give you a raise. 928 00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:10,230 Oh, I don't want to work... 929 00:36:10,230 --> 00:36:12,270 Just think, in a few short weeks, 930 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:14,280 We'll be Mr. And Mrs. Lemon Drop Kid. 931 00:36:17,510 --> 00:36:19,440 A few short weeks? 932 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,010 What's the stall this time? 933 00:36:21,010 --> 00:36:22,220 Well, come on. 934 00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:23,460 You'll be proud of me. 935 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:25,760 Oops. 936 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,050 Hic, hello, Kid. 937 00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:29,340 Been watching television again, huh? 938 00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,240 What's the charge, Officer? 939 00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:39,290 Hey, will you stop rehearsing when I'm trying to talk to you? 940 00:36:39,290 --> 00:36:41,460 Remember the time you win when it was your turn to lose? 941 00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:43,040 Who hide you off for three weeks? 942 00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,070 Nellie did. 943 00:36:44,070 --> 00:36:46,420 But, Kid, what's your personal angle? 944 00:36:46,420 --> 00:36:47,430 Button your lips, Swede. 945 00:36:47,430 --> 00:36:51,110 Nellie is like a mother to you. 946 00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:52,590 [CRASH] 947 00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:01,470 Grrr. 948 00:37:04,210 --> 00:37:05,710 Lemon Drop Kid? 949 00:37:05,710 --> 00:37:07,440 I just don't believe you're not looking out 950 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,910 For the Lemon Drop Kid. 951 00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:10,130 But you got to believe it. 952 00:37:10,130 --> 00:37:12,270 There must be hundreds of old ladies like Nellie Thursday. 953 00:37:12,270 --> 00:37:13,700 They're all around Broadway. 954 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:15,780 Old dolls who can't get into homes because maybe they 955 00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:19,180 Rolled a lusher, pound a little homemade beer in the old days. 956 00:37:19,180 --> 00:37:20,500 Maybe even your own mother. 957 00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:23,520 They never hung no rap on Mom. 958 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,770 Straight Flush Tony, when you were down and out last year, 959 00:37:25,770 --> 00:37:27,680 Who staked you to a new deck of marked cards? 960 00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,760 (IN UNISON) Nellie! 961 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,890 OK! 962 00:37:29,890 --> 00:37:31,680 So everybody go home and get a good night's sleep. 963 00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,090 We're all getting up at noon tomorrow. 964 00:37:45,290 --> 00:37:47,320 There she is. 965 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,330 Remember, not a word. 966 00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,420 This is a surprise party. 967 00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:54,360 Hello, Nellie. 968 00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:55,280 Kid! 969 00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:57,410 Oh, Gloomy and Honest Harry. 970 00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:58,040 Hey there, Nellie. 971 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,370 Ha, Nell, how does it feel to be out? 972 00:38:00,370 --> 00:38:01,240 Cold. 973 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,410 Oh, my. 974 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:04,030 We got a hot car waiting for you. 975 00:38:04,030 --> 00:38:06,750 Since when have you boys gone in for swiping this? 976 00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:09,030 Oh, we thought you'd enjoy a little ride. 977 00:38:09,030 --> 00:38:10,180 Thanks, but I'm walking. 978 00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:12,110 There's a two-bit boarding house just around the corner. 979 00:38:12,110 --> 00:38:13,450 Good, we'll drive you there. 980 00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:15,380 Oh, you're crazy, Kid. 981 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:18,900 Wait, who pulls up to a cheap boarding house in a limousine? 982 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:20,280 Only old dolls with friends. 983 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:21,000 [LAUGHS] 984 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:21,640 Get in. 985 00:38:26,110 --> 00:38:27,600 [TIRES SQUEALING] 986 00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:42,760 Why, Kid, isn't this Moose Moran's old gambling casino? 987 00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,600 Moose Moran's old what? 988 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:50,820 NELLIE (OFFSCREEN): "Nellie Thursday Home for Old Dolls." 989 00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:52,440 What does this mean, Kid? 990 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,260 It's just a two-bit boarding house in Long Island, Nellie. 991 00:38:55,260 --> 00:38:58,360 Whole field for a backyard, hot and cold running petunias, 992 00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,590 Southern exposure on all sides, stucco bathtubs. 993 00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,410 Oh yeah, I almost forgot, there's 994 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:08,460 A room for Henry with a nice big safe for him to practice on. 995 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,500 Hey, Kid. 996 00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:13,420 Me and Goomba found this in the park... unlocked. 997 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:16,240 We thought it'd be nice for Nellie. 998 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:17,050 Oh, good work, Solly. 999 00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,210 Put it out on the lawn. 1000 00:39:18,210 --> 00:39:20,240 She's loo... looking good by the statue. 1001 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,870 Statue? 1002 00:39:21,870 --> 00:39:22,730 Look, we don't have... 1003 00:39:25,540 --> 00:39:27,730 The general has been sitting in Central Park long enough. 1004 00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:29,700 We figure he needs a change of scenery. 1005 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:32,230 You take that general and put him back on his horse. 1006 00:39:32,230 --> 00:39:33,100 Anything you say, Kid. 1007 00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,810 We, too, figured that general was lonesome without his horse. 1008 00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:43,730 They probably brought the pigeons, too. 1009 00:39:43,730 --> 00:39:45,460 Hey, Straight Flush, help them, huh? 1010 00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:47,080 You still think we carried you out here 1011 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,590 To get free newspapers? 1012 00:39:48,590 --> 00:39:52,040 You did... it is an old folks' home, isn't it? 1013 00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:52,650 Sure, it is. 1014 00:39:52,650 --> 00:39:53,670 The best. 1015 00:39:53,670 --> 00:39:55,060 We'll make that Sunshine Home rat 1016 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,980 Trap be satisfied with our overflow. 1017 00:39:57,980 --> 00:40:00,320 And you did all this for me? 1018 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:02,870 Turns out you're the most popular doll on Broadway. 1019 00:40:02,870 --> 00:40:06,350 Every chiseler on the street is knocking himself out for you. 1020 00:40:06,350 --> 00:40:08,360 Kid, I hear about this place when it was wide open. 1021 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,300 But I'm never inside. 1022 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:11,850 It's strictly for swells. 1023 00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:12,920 Not anymore. 1024 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,310 Any broken down old doll on Broadway is welcome. 1025 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,190 WOMEN (OFFSCREEN): Surprise! 1026 00:40:22,190 --> 00:40:27,620 [APPLAUSE] 1027 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,830 Nellie, in case you're needing some friends 1028 00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:36,010 To play gin rummy or maybe a game of softball, 1029 00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:37,790 We loaded up on old dolls. 1030 00:40:37,790 --> 00:40:39,530 Welcome home, Nellie. 1031 00:40:39,530 --> 00:40:40,030 Brainey. 1032 00:40:40,030 --> 00:40:41,550 You remember Mrs. Baumgarten? 1033 00:40:41,550 --> 00:40:42,760 Singing Solly's mother-in-law. 1034 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,240 Singing Solly donated her. 1035 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,510 Yeah, she'd be much happier here. 1036 00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:48,440 It's always a strain on the married couple with the mother 1037 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,290 Living in their house. 1038 00:40:49,290 --> 00:40:53,140 But it was my house. 1039 00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:54,580 Hey, Kid. 1040 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:55,550 Come out here a minute. 1041 00:40:55,550 --> 00:40:57,020 Oh, right away, Gloomy. 1042 00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:59,350 See that Nellie meets the rest of the sorority, will you? 1043 00:40:59,350 --> 00:41:02,460 Kid, oh, it's oh so wonderful. 1044 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,570 There's nothing I can say. 1045 00:41:04,570 --> 00:41:05,880 Just haven't got the words. 1046 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,380 Good. 1047 00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,460 Let's keep it that way. 1048 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:07,960 Say no yak-yak. 1049 00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:13,160 Pickle-nose found this nice little old lady 1050 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,360 Living in a shack under the bridge. 1051 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,210 Well, hello, nice little old lady. 1052 00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:18,640 Welcome to the Nellie Thursday Home. 1053 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,470 Thank you. 1054 00:41:20,470 --> 00:41:21,830 What's this? 1055 00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:22,770 My canary. 1056 00:41:22,770 --> 00:41:25,130 I've had her nine years. 1057 00:41:25,130 --> 00:41:26,620 Well, that's old for a bird. 1058 00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:27,220 She can stay, too. 1059 00:41:27,220 --> 00:41:28,810 Oh, you're a sweet. 1060 00:41:28,810 --> 00:41:29,750 [BIRD TWEETS] 1061 00:41:32,310 --> 00:41:33,900 You're sweet, too, Pickle-nose. 1062 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:34,690 Bring the chair. 1063 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,420 Hurry up, hurry up. 1064 00:41:41,420 --> 00:41:42,300 Bring her down. 1065 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,780 Bring it out. 1066 00:41:43,780 --> 00:41:45,270 What do you got there, Hogan? 1067 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:47,320 We got cream for their coffee. 1068 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:56,370 [MOOS] 1069 00:41:56,370 --> 00:41:57,250 Shh. 1070 00:41:57,250 --> 00:41:58,720 You want to wake up all the neighbors' cows? 1071 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,140 [MOO] 1072 00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:01,280 Shh. 1073 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:02,600 We need a cow, huh? 1074 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,430 Who do you think you are? 1075 00:42:03,430 --> 00:42:06,220 Hopalong Cassidy? 1076 00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:07,920 Put two of those mats on the crap tables. 1077 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,310 We'll have to double up these dolls. 1078 00:42:10,310 --> 00:42:11,660 Chuck-a-luck and roulette are small, 1079 00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:12,890 We'd have to squeeze two on. 1080 00:42:12,890 --> 00:42:13,610 Snap it up, Slim. 1081 00:42:13,610 --> 00:42:15,530 You look like a chambermaid. 1082 00:42:15,530 --> 00:42:17,750 Did the Admiral Hotel donate this linen? 1083 00:42:17,750 --> 00:42:19,700 Yeah, but we haven't told them yet. 1084 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,890 OK, men. [CLAPS] 1085 00:42:20,890 --> 00:42:22,300 Those aren't mattresses. 1086 00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:22,890 Of course not. 1087 00:42:22,890 --> 00:42:23,860 They're from Stillmann's gym. 1088 00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:25,060 They're wrestling mats. 1089 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:29,170 You don't expect these old gals to sleep on bare crap tables? 1090 00:42:29,170 --> 00:42:31,020 Kid, you're not very bright, but your heart's 1091 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:31,990 In the right place. 1092 00:42:31,990 --> 00:42:33,350 Cut out the chatter and make the beds. 1093 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:34,510 These old gals will be fussing out 1094 00:42:34,510 --> 00:42:35,610 Of the powder room any minute. 1095 00:42:35,610 --> 00:42:37,320 I'll be glad to go to bed. 1096 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,170 [GIGGLES] 1097 00:42:38,170 --> 00:42:40,350 I can stand for a little sleep, too. 1098 00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:41,960 Well, I'm sleepy, too. 1099 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,890 These sleeves are longer than my arms. 1100 00:42:43,890 --> 00:42:45,000 Isn't it nice to be in there? 1101 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,160 Ho, you look wonderful! 1102 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,300 Maxie Rosenbloom didn't look that good when he was champ. 1103 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,700 Such lovely beds. 1104 00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:53,110 So modernistic. 1105 00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:55,170 Yeah, we're just using the crap tables for a few days 1106 00:42:55,170 --> 00:42:56,400 Till we get ahead in the collections. 1107 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,180 Then we're putting in beds. 1108 00:42:58,180 --> 00:42:58,680 Beds? 1109 00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,220 Well, who cares? 1110 00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:01,200 Henry can come here Christmas Eve. 1111 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,350 And we'll have friends... 1112 00:43:02,350 --> 00:43:03,980 Sure, now hit the sack, everybody. 1113 00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:04,900 Beddy-byes. 1114 00:43:04,900 --> 00:43:06,180 Who's playing the field? 1115 00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:06,760 Jump in. 1116 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:07,750 Tamp the mat. 1117 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:09,580 Oop, she's up, see. 1118 00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:10,220 You're sweet. 1119 00:43:14,210 --> 00:43:14,710 Tsup. 1120 00:43:19,210 --> 00:43:20,640 You roll off the table, it's no dice. 1121 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,710 Now, go to sleep. 1122 00:43:24,710 --> 00:43:26,040 And don't worry about Henry. 1123 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,940 When he gets here, we'll make him house detective. 1124 00:43:27,940 --> 00:43:28,710 Kid? 1125 00:43:28,710 --> 00:43:29,630 Yup? 1126 00:43:29,630 --> 00:43:32,210 There's something bothering me. 1127 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:34,530 Yeah? 1128 00:43:34,530 --> 00:43:35,920 What? 1129 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,300 Well, everything's been moving so fast, 1130 00:43:38,300 --> 00:43:40,910 I just started thinking. 1131 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,620 Kid, are you sure that Moose Moran turned this place over 1132 00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:44,240 To us? 1133 00:43:44,240 --> 00:43:46,190 Oh, ho-ho, sure he did. 1134 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:48,130 Now, you let me do all the worrying, will you? 1135 00:43:48,130 --> 00:43:49,960 Well, it's just that Moose never 1136 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,150 Struck me as being generous. 1137 00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:54,110 You can't tell about people, Nellie. 1138 00:43:54,110 --> 00:43:56,030 Some of the bad ones are good inside. 1139 00:43:56,030 --> 00:43:58,770 And some of the good ones are bad inside. 1140 00:43:58,770 --> 00:43:59,630 OK, it's getting late. 1141 00:43:59,630 --> 00:44:00,930 It's lullaby time. 1142 00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:03,050 Now, let's everybody snore it up real big, huh? 1143 00:44:03,050 --> 00:44:04,010 WOMAN (OFFSCREEN): Kid? 1144 00:44:04,010 --> 00:44:04,920 Yeah? 1145 00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,090 Would you tuck me in, too? 1146 00:44:06,090 --> 00:44:07,180 LEMON DROP KID (OFFSCREEN): Yeah. 1147 00:44:07,180 --> 00:44:09,750 Put the shade over the birdcage, wouldn't you, Kid? 1148 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:10,560 OK. 1149 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,620 It's like running a stale nursery. 1150 00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:14,060 Everybody go to sleep. 1151 00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:15,610 Any doll who isn't asleep in one minute 1152 00:44:15,610 --> 00:44:18,890 Don't get any slugs tomorrow to play the slot machines. 1153 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:21,580 Kid, could you leave the lights on maybe a little longer? 1154 00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:22,080 Oh, sure. 1155 00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,050 Relax. 1156 00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:25,760 Make like Moose Moran's casino is wide open. 1157 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,870 You're throwing 11 sevens in a row. 1158 00:44:27,870 --> 00:44:29,870 The chips are building up in stacks. 1159 00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:33,570 Me and Brainey are here to deal you out a whole deck of dreams. 1160 00:44:33,570 --> 00:44:39,220 [SINGING] We'll show you how to own a moon. 1161 00:44:39,220 --> 00:44:44,560 And how to bounce the world just like a toy balloon. 1162 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:50,110 We'll show you how to have your way. 1163 00:44:50,110 --> 00:44:56,110 And help yourself to wishes on a silver tray. 1164 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,740 You want to fly to Bali Hai or pick 1165 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:06,410 Another island you would like to buy. 1166 00:45:06,410 --> 00:45:07,500 How about Manhattan? 1167 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:11,500 You can travel cheap when you're fast asleep 1168 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:15,930 'Cause it doesn't cost a dime to dream. 1169 00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:19,870 We'll line our walls with dollar bills 1170 00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:24,340 And use the wrinkled ones to wipe out windowsills. 1171 00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:28,250 Pour our old champagne down the kitchen drain. 1172 00:45:28,250 --> 00:45:32,310 No, it doesn't cost a dime to dream. 1173 00:45:32,310 --> 00:45:35,300 We will call at the president's... tada, dah... 1174 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,070 Family residence. 1175 00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:39,330 Pay off the national debt. 1176 00:45:39,330 --> 00:45:40,880 Are you a dreamer? 1177 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,650 And if we find the president slightly hesitant, 1178 00:45:44,650 --> 00:45:48,670 We'll say we have a lot left yet. 1179 00:45:48,670 --> 00:45:50,770 A fancy home. 1180 00:45:50,770 --> 00:45:53,020 Why, that's a snap. 1181 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:57,030 To get from room to room, we'll have to have a mat. 1182 00:45:57,030 --> 00:46:01,750 Just to see this prize, only close your eyes. 1183 00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:03,970 It doesn't cost a dime to dream. 1184 00:46:11,490 --> 00:46:13,620 We play roulette. 1185 00:46:13,620 --> 00:46:14,750 We place our bets. 1186 00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:15,700 Twing! 1187 00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:19,830 We lose a million bucks and cut up Crepes Suzettes. 1188 00:46:19,830 --> 00:46:21,890 Call the US Mint. 1189 00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:24,470 What we need, they'll print. 1190 00:46:24,470 --> 00:46:28,080 It doesn't cost a dime to dream. 1191 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,540 We'll have a maid who has a maid who 1192 00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:36,600 Has a maid to serve the two maids lemonade. 1193 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,910 We will spend our dough just like H2O. 1194 00:46:39,910 --> 00:46:44,650 Rent a town in Spain just to entertain. 1195 00:46:44,650 --> 00:46:49,000 Give the dice a spin, watch the chips roll in, 1196 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:52,710 If you pay attention to our scheme. 1197 00:46:52,710 --> 00:46:57,100 So won't you go to sleep, count some pedigreed sheep 1198 00:46:57,100 --> 00:47:05,110 'Cause it doesn't cost a dime... shh... to dream. 1199 00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:10,360 Lights out. 1200 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:14,220 Oops. 1201 00:47:17,650 --> 00:47:22,060 [PANICKED CHATTER] 1202 00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:31,270 Must have pressed the starting gate. 1203 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:34,060 Hey, Nellie, low bridge! 1204 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:34,760 How do you like that? 1205 00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:35,990 The dice table went in the fireplace. 1206 00:47:38,970 --> 00:47:40,330 Where did they go? 1207 00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:41,700 Hey, we'll have to change Moose's wiring. 1208 00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:43,170 We don't expect any raids. 1209 00:47:43,170 --> 00:47:44,670 [CLICKS] 1210 00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:53,150 Hey, Kid! 1211 00:47:53,150 --> 00:47:56,140 What is this? 1212 00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:57,140 Well, turn it off. 1213 00:47:57,140 --> 00:47:58,140 Quick! 1214 00:47:58,140 --> 00:48:07,620 [LULLABY MUSIC] 1215 00:48:13,610 --> 00:48:14,610 What are you doing? 1216 00:48:14,610 --> 00:48:15,310 That's the wrong one. 1217 00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:16,180 What do you want from me? 1218 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:16,840 I'm no electrician. 1219 00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:17,650 Get Orson Welles. 1220 00:48:23,930 --> 00:48:24,890 [BANG] 1221 00:48:24,890 --> 00:48:25,390 Hey! 1222 00:48:38,290 --> 00:48:39,820 Now, are you satisfied? 1223 00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:43,280 We start collecting tomorrow, and you hide the old dolls. 1224 00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,110 Get your burglary tools. 1225 00:48:44,110 --> 00:48:45,010 We'll have to dig them out. 1226 00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:49,920 Tsk. 1227 00:48:53,850 --> 00:48:57,300 [SIGHS] 1228 00:48:57,300 --> 00:48:58,010 Good digging, men. 1229 00:48:58,010 --> 00:48:58,830 I'm proud of you. 1230 00:48:58,830 --> 00:49:00,020 Oh, thank you, sir. 1231 00:49:00,020 --> 00:49:00,850 Oh, he's darling. 1232 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:01,350 Come on. 1233 00:49:01,350 --> 00:49:02,080 Let's get out of here. 1234 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,700 Yeah. 1235 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:06,450 The Happiness Boys. 1236 00:49:06,450 --> 00:49:07,820 Kid. 1237 00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:08,730 Yeah. 1238 00:49:08,730 --> 00:49:10,450 Haven't you forgotten something? 1239 00:49:10,450 --> 00:49:12,190 You mean, we didn't get them all out? 1240 00:49:12,190 --> 00:49:12,690 No. 1241 00:49:12,690 --> 00:49:13,580 That was... 1242 00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:15,990 You took care of the old dolls. 1243 00:49:15,990 --> 00:49:18,860 You know, this is the way young dolls become old dolls. 1244 00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:20,700 My, I'll order a rocking chair. 1245 00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:23,500 Make it a two-seater, huh? 1246 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,780 [HORN HONKS] 1247 00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:27,770 I hate honking during smooching. 1248 00:49:27,770 --> 00:49:28,770 MAN (OFFSCREEN): Come on, Kid. 1249 00:49:28,770 --> 00:49:29,950 I'm tired. 1250 00:49:29,950 --> 00:49:31,250 Let's hit the road. 1251 00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:32,210 You heard him. 1252 00:49:32,210 --> 00:49:33,580 One for the road? 1253 00:49:33,580 --> 00:49:35,040 OK, but drive carefully. 1254 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,030 Men at work. 1255 00:49:41,450 --> 00:49:42,720 You'll never freeze that stuff. 1256 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,290 Gentlemen, just as I pictured you. 1257 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,230 Hey, pick this up a little, will you? 1258 00:50:00,230 --> 00:50:02,590 You look like a shoplifter. 1259 00:50:02,590 --> 00:50:03,600 Saint Nick don't smoke. 1260 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,500 I thought I was supposed to be Santa Claus? 1261 00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,310 Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, Saint Nick. 1262 00:50:07,310 --> 00:50:08,630 It's all the same guy. 1263 00:50:08,630 --> 00:50:09,470 Oh, I get it. 1264 00:50:09,470 --> 00:50:12,790 He don't give his right name either. 1265 00:50:12,790 --> 00:50:13,950 How are you doing, Professor? 1266 00:50:13,950 --> 00:50:15,710 Work it out. 1267 00:50:15,710 --> 00:50:17,350 Hey, Kid, there are no pockets in these things. 1268 00:50:17,350 --> 00:50:18,700 Yeah, we arranged it that way. 1269 00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:20,860 Hey, Straight Flush, let's hear you ring the bell. 1270 00:50:20,860 --> 00:50:22,160 [BELL RINGS] 1271 00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:22,910 No, no, no. 1272 00:50:22,910 --> 00:50:25,050 Not like you're trying to make it fall the hard way. 1273 00:50:25,050 --> 00:50:26,320 Jingle bells. 1274 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,990 [BELL RINGS] 1275 00:50:28,990 --> 00:50:29,900 Oh, now, that's sweet. 1276 00:50:29,900 --> 00:50:31,200 You're going to do a big business. 1277 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,950 Thanks. 1278 00:50:33,950 --> 00:50:36,630 Well, it's cold out there in the street. 1279 00:50:36,630 --> 00:50:38,210 Santa Claus don't drink. 1280 00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:38,900 Oh, no? 1281 00:50:38,900 --> 00:50:42,770 Well, how come he's always falling down chimneys? 1282 00:50:42,770 --> 00:50:44,620 Oh, that's great. 1283 00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:45,190 What did they do? 1284 00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:46,880 Cut that from the inside? 1285 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,840 Now, don't scare too many people, huh? 1286 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:50,850 Let's hear it from you. 1287 00:50:50,850 --> 00:50:54,690 A merry krismees. 1288 00:50:54,690 --> 00:50:56,230 Just work your own neighborhood. 1289 00:50:56,230 --> 00:50:56,830 Great, men. 1290 00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:58,560 Splendid group of men. 1291 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,410 Now, don't look like you're handling hot reindeer. 1292 00:51:00,410 --> 00:51:01,860 Remember, this is a legitimate business. 1293 00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:03,200 We got a license to collect. 1294 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,600 Now, just get out there and put your heart 1295 00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:06,870 Into you work, just like you would if it was a shady deal. 1296 00:51:06,870 --> 00:51:07,370 Hey, Kid. 1297 00:51:07,370 --> 00:51:08,530 What about them other Santas? 1298 00:51:08,530 --> 00:51:11,580 Yeah, the streets are lousy with jolly old, fat guys. 1299 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:12,810 We'll put the slug on them. 1300 00:51:12,810 --> 00:51:13,670 (IN UNISON) Yeah. 1301 00:51:13,670 --> 00:51:14,590 Oh, now, wait a minute. 1302 00:51:14,590 --> 00:51:15,090 Wait a minute. 1303 00:51:15,090 --> 00:51:18,080 You can't go around putting the slug in other Santa Clauses, 1304 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,740 Especially at this time of the year when they're in season. 1305 00:51:20,740 --> 00:51:23,880 Now, keep your pots open and your traps shut. 1306 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:25,500 We got to get ten grand. 1307 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,760 It's a matter of life and death. 1308 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:29,840 Anybody who doesn't collect their quota 1309 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:33,000 Is throwing an old doll out into the snow, and personally, 1310 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,410 Doing me a very dirty trick. 1311 00:51:35,410 --> 00:51:37,700 Attention, men. 1312 00:51:37,700 --> 00:51:43,790 Adjust boots, bellies, beards. 1313 00:51:43,790 --> 00:51:45,630 Now, go out and load your pots. 1314 00:51:45,630 --> 00:51:46,850 Forward march. 1315 00:51:46,850 --> 00:51:48,800 [SINGING] Jingle bells, jingle bells. 1316 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,880 Jingle all the way. 1317 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,840 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh. 1318 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,610 Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells. 1319 00:51:57,610 --> 00:51:59,540 Jingle all the way... 1320 00:51:59,540 --> 00:52:00,500 [BELL RINGING] 1321 00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,440 Help poor Nellie, folks. 1322 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:05,050 Chunk it in the pot. 1323 00:52:05,050 --> 00:52:06,030 Be kind. 1324 00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:07,520 Oh, thanks, honey. 1325 00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,510 Thanks. 1326 00:52:08,510 --> 00:52:11,480 Santa, are you coming to my house Christmas Eve? 1327 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,020 Oh, sure, sure, little filly. 1328 00:52:14,020 --> 00:52:16,210 Santy will be there Christmas Eve. 1329 00:52:16,210 --> 00:52:17,900 Are you going to bring a doll? 1330 00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:21,190 No, my doll's working Christmas Eve. 1331 00:52:21,190 --> 00:52:22,750 Oh, you mean a doll? 1332 00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:23,730 Yeah. 1333 00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:25,210 Sure. 1334 00:52:29,150 --> 00:52:30,620 [BELL RINGS] 1335 00:52:30,620 --> 00:52:32,100 [CLANG] 1336 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:34,120 Sounded like a phony. 1337 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,280 Give something for the old ladies. 1338 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,770 Anything for the nice, old ladies. 1339 00:52:38,770 --> 00:52:47,250 [MUSIC - "SILVER BELLS"] 1340 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:48,470 Give something for the old ladies. 1341 00:52:48,470 --> 00:52:49,240 Anything for the nice... 1342 00:52:52,410 --> 00:52:53,780 [COINS CLINK] 1343 00:52:53,780 --> 00:52:55,450 Thanks a lot, fellas. 1344 00:52:55,450 --> 00:52:58,360 Merry Christmas. 1345 00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,210 [CLANGS] 1346 00:53:03,210 --> 00:53:05,270 Oh, you Nellie Thursday Home! 1347 00:53:05,270 --> 00:53:06,050 He's hot! 1348 00:53:06,050 --> 00:53:07,410 Oh, man, is he hot! 1349 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,820 [BELL RINGS] 1350 00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:23,380 [SINGING] Silver bells, silver bells. 1351 00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:28,350 Let's put some doll in the kitty. 1352 00:53:28,350 --> 00:53:33,800 Chunk it in. 1353 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:39,790 Or Santy will give you a mickey. 1354 00:53:39,790 --> 00:53:45,740 Silver bells, silver be... oh, hi, Kid. 1355 00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:46,430 Hello, Brainey. 1356 00:53:46,430 --> 00:53:47,390 Hello, Gloomy. 1357 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,520 Wait a minute. 1358 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,780 You don't have to frisk me. 1359 00:53:52,780 --> 00:53:54,330 I ain't holding out on you. 1360 00:53:54,330 --> 00:53:55,530 Them shoppers just ain't breaking 1361 00:53:55,530 --> 00:53:56,850 Loose with the guineas, that's all. 1362 00:53:56,850 --> 00:53:58,150 Well, no wonder they ain't chunking it 1363 00:53:58,150 --> 00:53:59,980 In... the way you're growling at them. 1364 00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:00,810 Well, what's the matter? 1365 00:54:00,810 --> 00:54:02,100 You told us to sing, didn't you? 1366 00:54:02,100 --> 00:54:02,690 Sing, yeah. 1367 00:54:02,690 --> 00:54:04,390 But to mention money at Christmastime is vulgar. 1368 00:54:04,390 --> 00:54:06,120 You've got to work on their sentiments. 1369 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:09,910 Be subtle, delicate. 1370 00:54:09,910 --> 00:54:17,110 [BELL RINGS SOFTLY] 1371 00:54:17,110 --> 00:54:21,360 [SINGING] Silver bells, silver bells. 1372 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:30,740 It's Christmastime in the city. 1373 00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:37,740 Ring-a-ling, hear them ring. 1374 00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:44,660 Soon it will be Christmas Day. 1375 00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:51,930 City sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in holiday style. 1376 00:54:51,930 --> 00:54:58,240 In the air, there's a feeling of Christmas. 1377 00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:02,020 [SINGING] Children laughing, people passing, 1378 00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:05,160 Meeting smile after smile. 1379 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:09,040 And on every street corner you'll hear. 1380 00:55:12,390 --> 00:55:13,790 Silver bells. 1381 00:55:13,790 --> 00:55:15,280 I love this Santa suit. 1382 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:17,260 Silver bells. 1383 00:55:17,260 --> 00:55:19,240 Just fill it up with loot. 1384 00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:25,180 [SINGING] It's Christmastime in the city. 1385 00:55:25,180 --> 00:55:26,670 Ring-a-ling. 1386 00:55:26,670 --> 00:55:28,690 Oh, ling, oh, ling, oh, ling. 1387 00:55:28,690 --> 00:55:29,700 Hear them ring. 1388 00:55:29,700 --> 00:55:31,630 For me and my Marie. 1389 00:55:31,630 --> 00:55:35,280 [SINGING] Soon it will be Christmas Day. 1390 00:55:38,670 --> 00:55:44,270 Christmas makes you feel emotional. 1391 00:55:44,270 --> 00:55:49,910 [SINGING] It may bring parties or thoughts devotional. 1392 00:55:49,910 --> 00:55:57,050 [SINGING] Whatever happens or what may be, 1393 00:55:57,050 --> 00:56:04,730 Here is what Christmastime means to me. 1394 00:56:04,730 --> 00:56:06,820 Strings of streetlights. 1395 00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:12,010 [SINGING] Even stoplights blink a bright red and green 1396 00:56:12,010 --> 00:56:19,030 As the shoppers rush home with their treasures. 1397 00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:23,260 [SINGING] Hear the snow crunch, see the kids bunch. 1398 00:56:23,260 --> 00:56:26,920 [SINGING] This Santa's big scene. 1399 00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:31,330 And above all this bustle, you'll hear. 1400 00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,660 [SINGING] Silver bells. 1401 00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,400 [SINGING] Du lieber das ist gut. 1402 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,370 [SINGING] Silver bells. 1403 00:56:38,370 --> 00:56:40,340 [SINGING][INAUDIBLE] but you're cute. 1404 00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:45,240 [SINGING] It's Christmas time in the city. 1405 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:47,320 Uh-uh, city license. 1406 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:48,090 [SINGING] Ring a ling. 1407 00:56:52,270 --> 00:56:53,180 Hear them ring. 1408 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,300 Silver bells. 1409 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:01,140 [SINGING] A holiday bouquet. 1410 00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:04,320 [SINGING] I wish this was a sleigh. 1411 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:07,250 [SINGING] To get a bone to lick. 1412 00:57:07,250 --> 00:57:09,740 [SINGING] I think I see St. Nick. 1413 00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:12,730 [SINGING] Soon it will be Christmas, 1414 00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:22,190 Soon it will be Christmas, soon it will be Christmas Day. 1415 00:57:22,190 --> 00:57:26,670 CHOIR SINGING: Silver bells, silver bells. 1416 00:57:37,630 --> 00:57:41,610 Soon it will be Christmas Day. 1417 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:49,080 Soon it will be Christmas Day. 1418 00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:55,060 One, two, three. 1419 00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:56,230 And one, two, three... 1420 00:57:56,230 --> 00:57:57,340 Oh, goodbye, Brainey. 1421 00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,710 Bye-bye, Brainey. 1422 00:57:58,710 --> 00:57:59,210 Bye-bye. 1423 00:57:59,210 --> 00:58:02,130 So you're ankling the show, huh? 1424 00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:03,050 Just until Christmas. 1425 00:58:03,050 --> 00:58:05,370 The Kid has appointed me head chief doctor 1426 00:58:05,370 --> 00:58:08,170 To watch over the Nellie Thursday Home. 1427 00:58:08,170 --> 00:58:09,430 What has that guy got that makes 1428 00:58:09,430 --> 00:58:11,370 Everybody jump through a hoop? 1429 00:58:11,370 --> 00:58:14,030 The crazier the schemes, the higher they jump. 1430 00:58:14,030 --> 00:58:16,760 A lot of people who love Nellie don't think it's so crazy. 1431 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,760 Smart girl, like you, gives up a job. 1432 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,110 Every penny ante character on the street 1433 00:58:21,110 --> 00:58:24,500 Blows his top hustling donations for your old wacky. 1434 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:25,570 Maybe wacky. 1435 00:58:25,570 --> 00:58:27,150 But not penny ante. 1436 00:58:27,150 --> 00:58:27,930 This is big business. 1437 00:58:27,930 --> 00:58:28,430 Ho-ho. 1438 00:58:28,430 --> 00:58:31,590 Why, do you know that in four days, we raised almost $2,000? 1439 00:58:31,590 --> 00:58:32,090 All right. 1440 00:58:32,090 --> 00:58:37,230 So you collect... those baggy-pants Santas 1441 00:58:37,230 --> 00:58:37,960 Raised two grand? 1442 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,350 Mm-hm. 1443 00:58:39,350 --> 00:58:43,760 You see the Kid's got it here. 1444 00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:45,250 Here, let me. 1445 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:46,530 Thank you. 1446 00:58:46,530 --> 00:58:50,260 You know, Brainey, your job will be waiting for you when 1447 00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:54,480 You come back, which proves that I haven't got it here. 1448 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,050 [DOOR CREAKS] 1449 00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,530 [DOOR CREAKS] 1450 00:59:16,530 --> 00:59:18,030 Shh, shh, shh. 1451 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,910 Dandruff, huh? 1452 00:59:37,910 --> 00:59:41,730 Stand by, you Buffalo nickels, there's some Indians coming. 1453 00:59:41,730 --> 00:59:42,920 [CHUCKLES] 1454 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,150 E pluribus unum. 1455 00:59:44,150 --> 00:59:45,350 [ECHOES] 1456 00:59:45,350 --> 00:59:45,850 Shh! 1457 00:59:45,850 --> 00:59:46,840 Quiet, Heady. 1458 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,340 Quiet. 1459 00:59:52,830 --> 00:59:56,080 Giving you your spinach the hard way. [CHUCKLES] 1460 00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,740 Funny nose. 1461 00:59:58,740 --> 01:00:02,170 [SINGING] Silver bells, silver bells. 1462 01:00:02,170 --> 01:00:05,590 [INAUDIBLE], the loot is good. 1463 01:00:05,590 --> 01:00:10,480 [DOOR CREAKS] 1464 01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:12,700 Uh, it's you. 1465 01:00:12,700 --> 01:00:13,740 I thought it was a prowler. 1466 01:00:13,740 --> 01:00:14,240 A prowler? 1467 01:00:16,890 --> 01:00:18,270 Funny thing. 1468 01:00:18,270 --> 01:00:20,360 Here I am serenading the girl I love, 1469 01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,450 And she thinks I'm a prowler. 1470 01:00:22,450 --> 01:00:23,940 Well, I heard some noise. 1471 01:00:23,940 --> 01:00:25,680 But I didn't know it was singing. 1472 01:00:25,680 --> 01:00:28,580 Uh, I didn't get to the chorus yet. 1473 01:00:28,580 --> 01:00:31,690 I was just out here casing the sky, thinking of you. 1474 01:00:31,690 --> 01:00:33,840 You know, every star up there reminds me 1475 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,480 Of the light in your eyes. 1476 01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:39,650 Twinkle, twinkle, little... uh-oh. 1477 01:00:39,650 --> 01:00:42,270 Twinkle, twinkle... That's kid stuff. 1478 01:00:42,270 --> 01:00:43,890 Honey, your fangs are showing. 1479 01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:01,750 If you get carried away, don't hold yourself back, ha? 1480 01:01:23,610 --> 01:01:25,110 [GASPING] 1481 01:01:25,110 --> 01:01:27,640 Kid. 1482 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,310 Honey, don't ever lose me. 1483 01:01:30,310 --> 01:01:31,530 It would ruin you. 1484 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,980 We must lean in on the Lemon Drop Kid right away. 1485 01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:40,650 Hey, you ain't figuring on us wearing the monkey suits 1486 01:01:40,650 --> 01:01:42,040 And ringing them little bells? 1487 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,510 Look, if the Kid can raise two grand in four days, 1488 01:01:44,510 --> 01:01:46,240 We can raise lots more than that. 1489 01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:46,850 Sure, boss. 1490 01:01:46,850 --> 01:01:48,850 The kids got a herd of old dolls in Moose Moran's casino. 1491 01:01:48,850 --> 01:01:50,410 This is how he gets a license. 1492 01:01:50,410 --> 01:01:51,810 I know that. 1493 01:01:51,810 --> 01:01:53,880 I know that the license is made out 1494 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:55,940 To the Nellie Thursday Home. 1495 01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:59,140 So I figured that wherever Nellie Thursday is, 1496 01:01:59,140 --> 01:02:02,550 That's the Nellie Thursday Home, you see? 1497 01:02:02,550 --> 01:02:03,820 Now, here's what we're going to do. 1498 01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:10,930 Look, girls. 1499 01:02:10,930 --> 01:02:12,440 Gentlemen are coming to call. 1500 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,970 Oh, and they're bringing us flowers! 1501 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,900 They must be valuable. 1502 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:20,600 They're guarding them with a gun. 1503 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:21,570 Put that thing away. 1504 01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:23,490 You think these old dolls carry rods? 1505 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:24,360 You can't tell. 1506 01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:25,580 What about that Annie Oakley dame? 1507 01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:26,660 Put that away, you... 1508 01:02:26,660 --> 01:02:28,190 All right. 1509 01:02:31,550 --> 01:02:33,990 All right, now, don't forget. 1510 01:02:33,990 --> 01:02:37,100 It's off with the hat and "please" and "ma'am." 1511 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:38,190 You got it? 1512 01:02:38,190 --> 01:02:40,410 Johnny, you stay here. 1513 01:02:40,410 --> 01:02:41,970 Bless you, kind sir. 1514 01:02:41,970 --> 01:02:42,470 Bless you. 1515 01:02:42,470 --> 01:02:44,480 Another day, another dollar, less taxes. 1516 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,160 Thank you, ma'am. 1517 01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:47,070 Ma'am. 1518 01:02:47,070 --> 01:02:48,850 Me... merry Christmas. 1519 01:02:48,850 --> 01:02:49,660 Merry Christmas. 1520 01:02:49,660 --> 01:02:51,280 Don't get shut out. 1521 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,530 Everybod... Merry Christmas. 1522 01:02:54,530 --> 01:02:56,400 Merry Christmas. 1523 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:56,910 Ho-ho! 1524 01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:57,410 [CLINKS] 1525 01:02:57,410 --> 01:02:59,790 Oh, I'm sorry, the post is... sorry, 1526 01:02:59,790 --> 01:03:01,890 Your money is just spread out all over. 1527 01:03:01,890 --> 01:03:04,210 Let me help you with it. 1528 01:03:04,210 --> 01:03:05,410 You get the change. 1529 01:03:05,410 --> 01:03:06,650 Ho-ho, ho, ho. 1530 01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:07,880 Sorry, sir. 1531 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:09,470 There you are. 1532 01:03:09,470 --> 01:03:11,300 Put something in the pot, sir. 1533 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:12,630 Something in the pot. 1534 01:03:12,630 --> 01:03:13,970 Something for Christmas. 1535 01:03:13,970 --> 01:03:14,870 Ho, ho, ho. 1536 01:03:14,870 --> 01:03:15,680 Thank you, sir. 1537 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:16,930 Thank you. 1538 01:03:16,930 --> 01:03:17,570 Hrrm. 1539 01:03:17,570 --> 01:03:20,660 Merry Christmas. 1540 01:03:20,660 --> 01:03:23,860 Meh... you do, ma'am, something for the less fortunate. 1541 01:03:23,860 --> 01:03:25,840 I'm afraid I haven't any change. 1542 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:26,920 Oh, that's all right. 1543 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:27,840 I'll handle it. 1544 01:03:32,470 --> 01:03:33,920 Wouldn't think of taking it all. 1545 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,390 Merry Christmas. 1546 01:03:36,390 --> 01:03:40,340 Merry... hello, Willie. 1547 01:03:40,340 --> 01:03:41,540 How do you know me? 1548 01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:43,430 Santa Claus knows everything. 1549 01:03:43,430 --> 01:03:46,890 Santa knows who knocked off that box factory at St. Joe. 1550 01:03:46,890 --> 01:03:48,560 Santa even knows about Willie going 1551 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,940 In to case the bank setup. 1552 01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:51,270 Better put something in the kettle. 1553 01:03:51,270 --> 01:03:51,920 Why, you, uh... 1554 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,490 If Willie doesn't put something in the kettle, 1555 01:03:53,490 --> 01:03:55,190 Santa will stop ringing the bell and start 1556 01:03:55,190 --> 01:03:58,070 Blowing the whistle for Dancer, Prancer, and Flatfoot. 1557 01:03:58,070 --> 01:03:59,800 Merry Christmas. 1558 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:03,750 Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. 1559 01:04:03,750 --> 01:04:05,410 And a happy New Year. 1560 01:04:05,410 --> 01:04:08,330 Merry Christmas. 1561 01:04:08,330 --> 01:04:10,280 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 1562 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,230 Ho, ho, ho. 1563 01:04:12,230 --> 01:04:13,200 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 1564 01:04:22,950 --> 01:04:24,170 Oh, there's nothing like coming home 1565 01:04:24,170 --> 01:04:25,680 After a hard day in a windy corner. 1566 01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,590 Sure, you're going to have dinner with Brainey. 1567 01:04:27,590 --> 01:04:30,680 Me, I end up with some of them overripe pin-up girls. 1568 01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,440 I could have gone to the Waldorf. 1569 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:32,940 The Waldorf? 1570 01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:33,880 How dare you? 1571 01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:34,650 Don't be dishonest. 1572 01:04:34,650 --> 01:04:36,540 This money belongs to the Nellie Thursday Home. 1573 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:37,270 Huh? 1574 01:04:37,270 --> 01:04:39,340 But where is the sign? 1575 01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:41,320 Oh, Tuesday wash day, I guess. 1576 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:42,800 Hey, the door is open. 1577 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:43,990 Probably out playing night polo. 1578 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:48,670 First time you pressed the button, 1579 01:04:48,670 --> 01:04:51,880 And something didn't come shooting out of the wall. 1580 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:53,220 Hey, what's that? 1581 01:04:53,220 --> 01:04:54,390 [MOOS] 1582 01:04:54,390 --> 01:04:57,000 It's just a cow. 1583 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,460 What's a cow doing inside a house? 1584 01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:00,840 Milton Berle is on tonight. 1585 01:05:03,630 --> 01:05:04,970 Brainey? 1586 01:05:04,970 --> 01:05:06,760 Nellie? 1587 01:05:06,760 --> 01:05:07,580 Where is everybody? 1588 01:05:07,580 --> 01:05:09,800 Yeah, fine welcome after knocking ourselves 1589 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:11,130 Out collecting that dough for them. 1590 01:05:11,130 --> 01:05:13,910 Oh, they must be around... the dough! 1591 01:05:22,410 --> 01:05:23,310 It's gone! 1592 01:05:23,310 --> 01:05:24,470 Sure, you're holding it. 1593 01:05:24,470 --> 01:05:24,970 No, no. 1594 01:05:24,970 --> 01:05:25,820 I mean the collections. 1595 01:05:25,820 --> 01:05:27,500 I have them hidden in here. 1596 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:28,960 I thought nobody knew about it but me. 1597 01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:35,920 Uh... No one but me, huh? 1598 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:37,370 An Oxford Charlie. 1599 01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:39,700 Who else wears a custom-made 14 AAAA? 1600 01:05:39,700 --> 01:05:41,720 Come on, we're going to Charlie's place in Nyack. 1601 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,940 [MOOS] 1602 01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:43,440 Help yourself. 1603 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,340 There's milk in the icebox. 1604 01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:44,990 Get in the house. 1605 01:05:44,990 --> 01:05:46,020 You want to catch cold? 1606 01:05:58,030 --> 01:06:00,440 How do you like those petty larceny crooks? 1607 01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:02,530 They even stole our sign. 1608 01:06:02,530 --> 01:06:04,080 Boy, what a surprise party. 1609 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:05,350 They'll never expect us. 1610 01:06:10,510 --> 01:06:11,370 Come in, gentlemen. 1611 01:06:11,370 --> 01:06:12,290 You were expected. 1612 01:06:12,290 --> 01:06:13,850 Yeah. 1613 01:06:13,850 --> 01:06:16,660 Yeah, I know. 1614 01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:17,630 Yeah. 1615 01:06:17,630 --> 01:06:20,440 Yeah, that's what I figure when he comes to me for the money. 1616 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,500 Look, do you mind holding on for a minute? 1617 01:06:22,500 --> 01:06:23,970 No, I'm in no hurry. 1618 01:06:23,970 --> 01:06:26,510 Yeah, I'll hold on. 1619 01:06:26,510 --> 01:06:28,750 Well, Kid. 1620 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:29,980 Well, it's nice to see you. 1621 01:06:29,980 --> 01:06:30,650 What'll it be? 1622 01:06:30,650 --> 01:06:31,790 Bourbon, scotch? 1623 01:06:31,790 --> 01:06:33,820 Just pour out our old ladies and make it snappy. 1624 01:06:33,820 --> 01:06:34,990 Ah, take it easy. 1625 01:06:34,990 --> 01:06:38,650 The ladies are perfectly happy upstairs in real beds. 1626 01:06:38,650 --> 01:06:40,500 Kid, Save us. 1627 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,780 We're prisoners! 1628 01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:43,260 Mrs. Feeney tried to call the police, 1629 01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:46,940 And they hit her false teeth. 1630 01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:47,880 Kid! 1631 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:48,850 Oh, we'll get our things. 1632 01:06:48,850 --> 01:06:50,000 We'll be right down. 1633 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,380 Yeah, hurry up. 1634 01:06:51,380 --> 01:06:52,720 You know, Kid. 1635 01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,910 You're a genius. 1636 01:06:53,910 --> 01:06:55,360 Just to think that I used to have you 1637 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,700 Figured for a small-time chiseler. 1638 01:06:57,700 --> 01:07:00,140 And here you are making a circus out of all the con men 1639 01:07:00,140 --> 01:07:01,110 On Broadway. 1640 01:07:01,110 --> 01:07:03,350 Where do you get that sucker stuff? 1641 01:07:03,350 --> 01:07:04,780 We don't figure a chance to sucker 1642 01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:07,320 Just because he gets honest at Christmastime. 1643 01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,360 No, don't change the subject. 1644 01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:09,880 We're here for the old gals. 1645 01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:11,300 I say you're the biggest suckers 1646 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:13,830 In the world because here you are, out collecting money 1647 01:07:13,830 --> 01:07:17,170 For the Nellie Thursday Home, and every cent goes right 1648 01:07:17,170 --> 01:07:18,320 Into the Kid's pocket. 1649 01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:19,920 I don't believe it! 1650 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:21,190 We don't either. 1651 01:07:21,190 --> 01:07:23,610 Neither do I. You just can't trust 1652 01:07:23,610 --> 01:07:25,160 A character like Oxford Charlie. 1653 01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:27,480 Straight Flush, you used to work for Moose Moran. 1654 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,380 I've got Moose on the phone now in Florida. 1655 01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:32,150 Ask him why the Kid is collecting ten grand. 1656 01:07:32,150 --> 01:07:34,570 I'll ask him. 1657 01:07:34,570 --> 01:07:35,720 Hello? 1658 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:37,060 Who is this? [CHUCKLES] 1659 01:07:37,060 --> 01:07:37,920 Wrong number. 1660 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,080 Here, give me that! 1661 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,060 Don't worry, Kid. 1662 01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:42,970 We're with you. 1663 01:07:42,970 --> 01:07:43,760 Hello, Moose. 1664 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:44,870 This is Straight Flush. 1665 01:07:44,870 --> 01:07:46,360 Oxford Charlie's trying to tell us 1666 01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,560 The Lemon Drop Kid is something less than on the level. 1667 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,010 Yeah? 1668 01:07:52,010 --> 01:07:54,900 Hm. 1669 01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:57,990 I guess we are the biggest suckers in the whole world. 1670 01:07:57,990 --> 01:08:00,730 I thought the Kid was my friend. 1671 01:08:00,730 --> 01:08:03,640 And there I am, standing on the corner, wearing a hokey suit, 1672 01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:04,740 And ringing my little bell. 1673 01:08:04,740 --> 01:08:06,170 Hey, what happened to the Kid? 1674 01:08:06,170 --> 01:08:07,500 I know what's going to happen to him. 1675 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,230 Let's find him. 1676 01:08:08,230 --> 01:08:09,260 Now, wait a minute. 1677 01:08:09,260 --> 01:08:09,920 Wait a minute. 1678 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,120 Forget about the Kid. 1679 01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,970 Moose Moran will take care of him. 1680 01:08:12,970 --> 01:08:15,260 From now on, you guys are working for me. 1681 01:08:15,260 --> 01:08:18,230 We'll squeeze every dime out of this racket. 1682 01:08:18,230 --> 01:08:20,680 And there'll be a big fat cut for everybody. 1683 01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:29,080 Kid! 1684 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,590 Kid, I think that you are the lowest thing... 1685 01:08:30,590 --> 01:08:31,300 Now, Brainey. 1686 01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:32,440 Don't jump to conclusions. 1687 01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:33,460 I can explain everything. 1688 01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:34,760 You've been explaining dirty tricks 1689 01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:35,910 Since the first time I met you. 1690 01:08:35,910 --> 01:08:36,880 Well, I had to raise ten grand. 1691 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,340 Did you want me to get killed? 1692 01:08:38,340 --> 01:08:40,390 That's the best idea you ever had! 1693 01:08:40,390 --> 01:08:41,870 How can you be so low as to, uh... 1694 01:08:41,870 --> 01:08:44,800 I didn't realize the old dolls would take it so big. 1695 01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:47,170 At least, they're going to be around for the payoff. 1696 01:08:47,170 --> 01:08:49,100 On Christmas Eve, Moose Moran is going 1697 01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:50,890 To mark me "paid in full." 1698 01:08:50,890 --> 01:08:53,030 That's eight days off. 1699 01:08:53,030 --> 01:08:54,000 What do you expect me to do? 1700 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,370 Steal the money back from a hoodlum like Oxford Charlie? 1701 01:08:56,370 --> 01:08:57,230 Why not? 1702 01:08:57,230 --> 01:08:59,050 Then at least, somebody around Broadway 1703 01:08:59,050 --> 01:09:02,390 Might shed a tear for you. 1704 01:09:02,390 --> 01:09:03,710 That's more than I'll ever do again. 1705 01:09:40,060 --> 01:09:41,560 How much on this ring? 1706 01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:42,560 [STORE BELL RINGS] 1707 01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:45,190 Your wedding ring? 1708 01:09:45,190 --> 01:09:48,220 I'm sorry, Nellie, but I'm loaded up with wedding rings. 1709 01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:49,940 Oh, Rupert. 1710 01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:52,130 You got to give me something on it. 1711 01:09:52,130 --> 01:09:59,830 It's for, uh, well, tonight's sort of a family reunion. 1712 01:09:59,830 --> 01:10:01,230 OK. 1713 01:10:01,230 --> 01:10:01,730 Take it off. 1714 01:10:01,730 --> 01:10:02,410 I'll have a look. 1715 01:10:08,410 --> 01:10:10,540 Haven't had it off a long time. 1716 01:10:17,490 --> 01:10:19,790 You women are always in such a rush. 1717 01:10:19,790 --> 01:10:20,790 What are you trying to do? 1718 01:10:20,790 --> 01:10:21,690 Heist her jewelry? 1719 01:10:29,970 --> 01:10:32,590 Kid, I got enough trouble. 1720 01:10:32,590 --> 01:10:34,630 What do you want from me now? 1721 01:10:34,630 --> 01:10:37,950 Look, Nellie, a bunch of swell guys collected a lot of money 1722 01:10:37,950 --> 01:10:38,840 For you. 1723 01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,550 I'm not going to let a cheat, chiseler, 1724 01:10:40,550 --> 01:10:44,240 And a crumb gum up the worse. 1725 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,680 You mean Oxford Charlie. 1726 01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,470 Who? 1727 01:10:48,470 --> 01:10:49,930 Yeah. 1728 01:10:49,930 --> 01:10:51,250 Say, how did you get out of his place? 1729 01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:52,840 Where are the other dolls and Brainey? 1730 01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:54,210 Still in Nyack. 1731 01:10:54,210 --> 01:10:56,740 I waited for my chance, and then I sneaked out. 1732 01:10:56,740 --> 01:10:58,860 Yeah, well, if you can sneak out, I can sneak in. 1733 01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:00,190 I'm going to get that money that belongs 1734 01:11:00,190 --> 01:11:01,930 To you and the other old dolls. 1735 01:11:01,930 --> 01:11:02,960 Kid, don't try it. 1736 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,560 You'll never make it. 1737 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,830 Why, Charlie's got guards all over there. 1738 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:07,330 And he's... 1739 01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:08,180 Look, look, Nellie. 1740 01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:08,850 I've got an angle. 1741 01:11:08,850 --> 01:11:10,660 Now, listen to me, just once more. 1742 01:11:10,660 --> 01:11:12,170 I want you to round up all the boys. 1743 01:11:12,170 --> 01:11:13,370 Take them to the courthouse. 1744 01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:14,210 Get a hold of the judge. 1745 01:11:14,210 --> 01:11:14,870 And... 1746 01:12:52,670 --> 01:12:55,670 [CROWD MUTTERING] 1747 01:13:00,660 --> 01:13:03,150 [THUDS] 1748 01:13:03,150 --> 01:13:19,620 [LAUGHTER] 1749 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,080 Step... get out of my way! 1750 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,070 Hello, Chief. 1751 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:56,550 [LAUGHTER] 1752 01:14:08,020 --> 01:14:13,010 [LAUGHTER] 1753 01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:26,920 That'll be 95 cents. 1754 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,880 (LADYLIKE) Oh, yeah. [HUMS] 1755 01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:38,380 95 cents and a dollar for yourself. 1756 01:14:38,380 --> 01:14:39,150 Oh, no, mother. 1757 01:14:39,150 --> 01:14:40,730 You don't have to tip me. 1758 01:14:40,730 --> 01:14:41,770 (LADYLIKE) Really? 1759 01:14:41,770 --> 01:14:43,440 Well, here. 1760 01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:44,260 Have a cigar. 1761 01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:58,400 [SINGING] It doesn't cost a dime to dream. 1762 01:14:58,400 --> 01:15:00,890 We'll line our walls with dollar bills. 1763 01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:09,880 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1764 01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:16,360 Yeah? 1765 01:15:16,360 --> 01:15:18,960 (LADYLIKE) I'm a poor old lady who haven't got to eat, 1766 01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:19,460 Kind sir. 1767 01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:22,110 And I heard this was an old lady's home... 1768 01:15:22,110 --> 01:15:22,700 Sure it is. 1769 01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:24,850 But we're up to our ears in old dolls' mouths. 1770 01:15:24,850 --> 01:15:27,570 (LADYLIKE) Oh, but I have no place to go. 1771 01:15:27,570 --> 01:15:29,870 All my life, I've had to scrimp and save 1772 01:15:29,870 --> 01:15:31,660 To support my children. 1773 01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:35,800 I've sewed till my eyes burned, cooked over a hot stove day 1774 01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:37,220 After day. 1775 01:15:37,220 --> 01:15:39,840 I even have to take in floors to wash. 1776 01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:40,870 Sorry, old doll. 1777 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:41,520 No dice. 1778 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,020 (LADYLIKE) Oh, please, sir. 1779 01:15:43,020 --> 01:15:44,950 If you turn me away, I'll have no place 1780 01:15:44,950 --> 01:15:47,070 To go except to the authorities. 1781 01:15:47,070 --> 01:15:48,630 Eh, uh, hold it, ma'am. 1782 01:15:48,630 --> 01:15:49,250 Eh, come right in. 1783 01:15:49,250 --> 01:15:50,300 I'll talk to the boss. 1784 01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:52,420 Seeing as you're a poor old lady who hasn't got to eat, 1785 01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:54,520 Maybe he'll change my mind. 1786 01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:56,160 Wait here while I put in a kind word for you. 1787 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:56,760 (LADYLIKE) Mm-hm. 1788 01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:02,540 Mm-hm. 1789 01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:09,670 [HUMS] 1790 01:16:09,670 --> 01:16:12,090 That's an old lady? 1791 01:16:12,090 --> 01:16:14,090 Boss, she was trying to get out the window again. 1792 01:16:14,090 --> 01:16:14,820 Nellie's disappeared. 1793 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:16,170 And somebody's got to find her. 1794 01:16:16,170 --> 01:16:17,920 Brainey, I warned you to stay in line, 1795 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,080 Or I'm going to have the boys... 1796 01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,000 I'll get out of here any way I can. 1797 01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:21,860 All right then. 1798 01:16:21,860 --> 01:16:23,440 Take her back to her room. 1799 01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:26,190 And stick with her until it's time to move them all out. 1800 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:28,720 And what about the new old doll outside? 1801 01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:32,050 Well, one more for a couple of hours won't hurt anything. 1802 01:16:32,050 --> 01:16:33,610 Besides, we can't have her going to the police. 1803 01:16:33,610 --> 01:16:34,490 All right, show her in. 1804 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:49,780 This is her, boss. 1805 01:16:49,780 --> 01:16:51,030 (LADYLIKE) Mrs. Beasley. 1806 01:16:51,030 --> 01:16:53,150 Mrs. Herbert Beasley. 1807 01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:55,590 Well, welcome to our home, Mrs. Beasley. 1808 01:16:55,590 --> 01:16:58,590 You know, you're just in time to move to our new location. 1809 01:16:58,590 --> 01:17:00,880 See, the other girls are just going to stay in this house 1810 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,310 Until Christmastime. 1811 01:17:02,310 --> 01:17:04,040 Then they move to a real mansion. 1812 01:17:04,040 --> 01:17:05,250 Big as a casino. 1813 01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:07,550 (LADYLIKE) Oh, that sounds wonderful! 1814 01:17:07,550 --> 01:17:09,400 Does it mean that you accept me as a guest? 1815 01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:10,090 Mm-hm. 1816 01:17:10,090 --> 01:17:13,410 (LADYLIKE) Oh, I'm so happy, I could cry. [SOBS] 1817 01:17:13,410 --> 01:17:14,210 All right, all right. 1818 01:17:14,210 --> 01:17:14,710 That's... 1819 01:17:18,620 --> 01:17:22,200 My medicine. (LADYLIKE) My medicine. 1820 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:23,880 Oh. 1821 01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:26,950 Hey, Maxie, take her in with the other nice old ladies, 1822 01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:27,440 Will you? 1823 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:29,430 (LADYLIKE) Oh, I'll never forget you for this. 1824 01:17:29,430 --> 01:17:30,480 You're a good man. 1825 01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:31,880 You're a very good man. 1826 01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:32,560 Ah, forget it. 1827 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:33,670 (LADYLIKE) Thank you. 1828 01:17:33,670 --> 01:17:34,700 (ANGRILY) Hey, nice old lady! 1829 01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:36,300 You've got the wrong bag. 1830 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:37,230 (LADYLIKE) Oh, my goodness! 1831 01:17:37,230 --> 01:17:38,970 I did make a mistake. 1832 01:17:38,970 --> 01:17:40,690 Clumsy me. [GIGGLES] 1833 01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:41,660 Heavy, isn't it? 1834 01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:42,640 What are you knitting with? 1835 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:43,260 Steel wool? 1836 01:17:43,260 --> 01:17:44,250 Hm. 1837 01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:52,450 If I could only afford some new glasses, I... [GIGGLES] 1838 01:17:52,450 --> 01:17:54,360 [SINGING] It doesn't cost a dime to dream... 1839 01:17:58,610 --> 01:18:01,020 Ladies, meet a new member of the club, Mrs. Beasley. 1840 01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:01,990 How do you do, Mrs. Beasley? 1841 01:18:01,990 --> 01:18:03,120 (LADYLIKE) I know I'm going to be 1842 01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:05,800 Happy with all you nice people. 1843 01:18:05,800 --> 01:18:07,320 So nice to have you. 1844 01:18:07,320 --> 01:18:10,030 Hm, you poor dear. 1845 01:18:10,030 --> 01:18:11,030 Sit here. 1846 01:18:11,030 --> 01:18:12,320 (LADYLIKE) Oh, thank you. 1847 01:18:17,530 --> 01:18:18,790 [HUMS] 1848 01:18:24,060 --> 01:18:24,560 Mm-hm. 1849 01:18:28,910 --> 01:18:30,420 Isn't this a lovely home, ladies? 1850 01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:32,510 We hate to disillusion you, Mrs. Beasley. 1851 01:18:32,510 --> 01:18:34,500 It's a great, big, hard old jail. 1852 01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:36,070 (LADYLIKE) Jail? 1853 01:18:36,070 --> 01:18:37,440 Dear me! 1854 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:39,070 But the warden... uh, the superintendent 1855 01:18:39,070 --> 01:18:40,840 Seem like such a nice one. 1856 01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:42,270 That's not the superintendent. 1857 01:18:42,270 --> 01:18:44,400 He's Oxford Charlie, the racketeer. 1858 01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:45,330 (LADYLIKE) Horrors! 1859 01:18:45,330 --> 01:18:47,650 He's as big a hoodlum as The Lemon Drop Kid. 1860 01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:52,190 Hm. 1861 01:18:52,190 --> 01:18:55,540 What are you working on, dear? 1862 01:18:55,540 --> 01:18:58,850 [GASPS] 1863 01:18:58,850 --> 01:19:01,060 (LADYLIKE) Oh, ha, ha. 1864 01:19:01,060 --> 01:19:02,760 Uh, after Gen. 1865 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:04,850 Custer was massacred, Mr. Beasley 1866 01:19:04,850 --> 01:19:07,610 Insisted I carry his pistol at all times. 1867 01:19:07,610 --> 01:19:08,790 Indians, you know. 1868 01:19:08,790 --> 01:19:10,850 Hm. [CHUCKLES] 1869 01:19:10,850 --> 01:19:12,450 Pesky redskins. 1870 01:19:12,450 --> 01:19:14,780 What in the world are you knitting? 1871 01:19:14,780 --> 01:19:16,150 (LADYLIKE) Uh, a mop. 1872 01:19:16,150 --> 01:19:17,050 [CHUCKLES] 1873 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,220 Hard to get them anywhere. 1874 01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:24,000 And they go so well with my Argyle scrub bucket. 1875 01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:25,450 [CHUCKLES] 1876 01:19:25,450 --> 01:19:26,420 [SIGHS] 1877 01:19:29,330 --> 01:19:31,940 Eh, don't you think a larger sized girdle would, uh, 1878 01:19:31,940 --> 01:19:34,610 Be much more sensible at our age? 1879 01:19:34,610 --> 01:19:35,880 (LADYLIKE) I take it small. 1880 01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:37,490 Always have. 1881 01:19:37,490 --> 01:19:41,010 Dear Mr. Beasley, he was so proud of my hourglass figure. 1882 01:19:41,010 --> 01:19:43,350 You still have your hourglass figure, dear. 1883 01:19:43,350 --> 01:19:44,140 (LADYLIKE) Thank you. 1884 01:19:44,140 --> 01:19:46,370 But most of the sand has gone to the bottom. 1885 01:19:46,370 --> 01:19:47,790 (LADYLIKE) Yes. [CLEARS THROAT] 1886 01:19:51,590 --> 01:19:52,720 There we go, old girls. 1887 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:53,520 Everybody get ready. 1888 01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:54,140 We're moving out. 1889 01:19:54,140 --> 01:19:57,360 The Old Flower Shoppe is going to make another delivery. 1890 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:58,620 Come on. 1891 01:19:58,620 --> 01:19:59,290 This is outrageous! 1892 01:19:59,290 --> 01:20:00,720 [LADIES MUTTERING] 1893 01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:02,390 (LADYLIKE) That was a short visit, wasn't it? 1894 01:20:02,390 --> 01:20:02,960 My yarn! 1895 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:03,630 (LADYLIKE) Oh, yes. 1896 01:20:03,630 --> 01:20:05,110 Mm-hm. 1897 01:20:05,110 --> 01:20:06,590 Oh! 1898 01:20:06,590 --> 01:20:11,520 [CHATTER] 1899 01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:13,900 Come along, dear. 1900 01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:14,800 (LADYLIKE) Coming, coming. 1901 01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:18,040 My coat. 1902 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:18,950 My coat! 1903 01:20:18,950 --> 01:20:20,250 They're out in the truck. 1904 01:20:20,250 --> 01:20:21,340 You dog! 1905 01:20:21,340 --> 01:20:22,460 Come on, old doll! 1906 01:20:22,460 --> 01:20:23,460 (LADYLIKE) Coming, coming. 1907 01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:37,460 [DOOR SHUTS] 1908 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:48,110 What do you think you're doing? 1909 01:20:48,110 --> 01:20:50,580 I thought all you nice old dolls had left. 1910 01:20:50,580 --> 01:20:52,050 (NORMAL VOICE) I'm not a nice old doll. 1911 01:20:52,050 --> 01:20:53,890 And I'm not leaving. 1912 01:20:53,890 --> 01:20:55,380 And I haven't got a gun! 1913 01:20:55,380 --> 01:20:56,370 The Lemon Drop Kid! 1914 01:20:56,370 --> 01:20:57,370 Watch out! 1915 01:20:57,370 --> 01:21:00,850 Oh, no! 1916 01:21:00,850 --> 01:21:01,350 Impost... 1917 01:21:16,790 --> 01:21:17,790 [THWACK] 1918 01:21:22,270 --> 01:21:23,260 Ow! 1919 01:21:23,260 --> 01:21:23,760 Ho! 1920 01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:24,760 God! 1921 01:21:24,760 --> 01:21:25,260 Ugh! 1922 01:21:25,260 --> 01:21:25,760 Hey! 1923 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,250 My foot! 1924 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:30,240 Where is the... oh! [GROANS] 1925 01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:31,230 [CLANGS] 1926 01:21:31,230 --> 01:21:32,230 No! 1927 01:21:42,690 --> 01:21:45,930 Oh, uh, excuse me, boss. 1928 01:21:45,930 --> 01:21:47,130 KID (OFFSCREEN): (LADYLIKE) Stop it! 1929 01:21:47,130 --> 01:21:48,120 You're hurting me! Let go! 1930 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,110 You're wrinkling my dress! 1931 01:21:49,110 --> 01:21:49,610 You're mad! 1932 01:21:49,610 --> 01:21:51,590 He's busting my hip! 1933 01:21:51,590 --> 01:21:53,080 Someone save me! 1934 01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:55,560 Save me! 1935 01:21:55,560 --> 01:21:58,040 Give me that! 1936 01:21:58,040 --> 01:21:59,030 [THUMP] 1937 01:22:20,850 --> 01:22:21,350 Ugh! 1938 01:22:21,350 --> 01:22:22,340 [GRUNTS] 1939 01:22:24,900 --> 01:22:26,480 You called me, boss? 1940 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:27,980 (HIGH-PITCHED) Young man, get out of my way! 1941 01:22:27,980 --> 01:22:30,450 She's the Lemon Drop Kid! 1942 01:22:30,450 --> 01:22:31,440 (HIGH-PITCHED) Stool pigeon! 1943 01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:32,290 Why, you! 1944 01:22:32,290 --> 01:22:32,920 (HIGH-PITCHED) No! 1945 01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:33,670 No! 1946 01:22:33,670 --> 01:22:35,950 You wouldn't hurt no lady with that! 1947 01:22:35,950 --> 01:22:36,940 [CRASH] 1948 01:22:39,910 --> 01:22:40,920 (NORMAL VOICE) He did. 1949 01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:41,880 CHARLIE (OFFSCREEN): Get her! 1950 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,360 He's got my money! 1951 01:22:48,300 --> 01:22:49,290 That's the Lemon Drop Kid. 1952 01:22:49,290 --> 01:22:50,280 Let's get him! 1953 01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:57,690 CHARLIE (OFFSCREEN): Go around that way! 1954 01:22:57,690 --> 01:22:59,170 He can't run in those skirts! 1955 01:23:03,620 --> 01:23:04,610 Ma'am, Dick Daniels. 1956 01:23:04,610 --> 01:23:05,620 People Patrol. 1957 01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:06,310 May I be of service? 1958 01:23:06,310 --> 01:23:07,240 (LADYLIKE) Well, thank you. 1959 01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:09,220 Harriet Beasley, Pony Express. 1960 01:23:09,220 --> 01:23:10,700 The mail must go through. 1961 01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:11,690 Thank you! 1962 01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:17,120 [CAR HORN HONKS] 1963 01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:22,060 (LADYLIKE) Oops! 1964 01:23:22,060 --> 01:23:23,050 Watch out! 1965 01:23:23,050 --> 01:23:24,530 [CAR HORN HONKS] 1966 01:23:24,530 --> 01:23:27,990 [TIRES SCREECH] 1967 01:23:27,990 --> 01:23:28,490 Come on. 1968 01:23:28,490 --> 01:23:29,470 Get it out of here. 1969 01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:30,460 Back it up. 1970 01:23:30,460 --> 01:23:33,920 [CAR HORNS HONKING] 1971 01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:35,400 [HUMS] 1972 01:23:35,400 --> 01:23:35,900 Whoa! 1973 01:23:35,900 --> 01:23:36,880 [TIRES SCREECH] 1974 01:23:41,820 --> 01:23:43,310 (LADYLIKE) Excuse! 1975 01:23:43,310 --> 01:23:44,790 Oops, pardon me. 1976 01:23:48,390 --> 01:23:49,700 [SHRIEKS] 1977 01:23:49,700 --> 01:23:53,180 (LADYLIKE) Pardon me, my room's on fire. 1978 01:23:53,180 --> 01:23:54,670 [SHRIEKS] 1979 01:23:54,670 --> 01:23:55,170 Whoops! 1980 01:24:02,610 --> 01:24:03,600 [CLANG] 1981 01:24:19,390 --> 01:24:20,830 You all right, mother? 1982 01:24:20,830 --> 01:24:21,930 Mother? 1983 01:24:21,930 --> 01:24:22,980 I'm not even married. 1984 01:24:29,350 --> 01:24:33,810 [MEN CHATTER] 1985 01:24:33,810 --> 01:24:34,960 Did you see what I saw? 1986 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:37,390 Yeah, I saw her. 1987 01:24:37,390 --> 01:24:38,410 Did you see an old lady? 1988 01:24:38,410 --> 01:24:40,170 Yes, she's in there, Officer. 1989 01:24:40,170 --> 01:24:40,940 Yeah? 1990 01:24:40,940 --> 01:24:42,270 Not for long, she ain't. 1991 01:24:46,130 --> 01:24:47,260 Did you see an old lady in there? 1992 01:24:47,260 --> 01:24:47,860 An old lady? 1993 01:24:47,860 --> 01:24:48,690 Ah, ha-ha, very funny. 1994 01:24:48,690 --> 01:24:49,480 I heard it. 1995 01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:50,650 Who was that old lady I saw? 1996 01:24:50,650 --> 01:24:51,520 Ha-ha, very good. 1997 01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:52,830 I'm with the towel company. 1998 01:24:52,830 --> 01:24:53,330 Hrrm. 1999 01:25:02,260 --> 01:25:05,370 What's this I hear in Florida about an old dolls' home? 2000 01:25:05,370 --> 01:25:06,600 It was the Kid's idea. 2001 01:25:06,600 --> 01:25:07,920 I told him he was crazy, but that's 2002 01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:09,260 How he figured to raise the money. 2003 01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:10,710 I don't want old dolls or anybody else 2004 01:25:10,710 --> 01:25:12,000 Fooling around here. 2005 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,680 The New York cops would love to hang one 2006 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,820 On me for opening this place again. 2007 01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:19,640 We collect on the Kid, and then lock it up tight. 2008 01:25:19,640 --> 01:25:21,650 Hi, Kid. 2009 01:25:21,650 --> 01:25:23,630 Sam tells me you raised the ten grand. 2010 01:25:23,630 --> 01:25:24,400 That's good. 2011 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:25,020 Yeah. 2012 01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:26,900 I got it all counted out for you. 2013 01:25:26,900 --> 01:25:29,100 Here you are, ten thousand even. 2014 01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:32,330 Say, it's almost Christmas, just fifteen minutes more. 2015 01:25:32,330 --> 01:25:34,060 Wouldn't you like to settle for five thousand just 2016 01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:36,480 To show your Christmas spirit, huh? 2017 01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:40,170 Would ya... 75 hundred? 2018 01:25:40,170 --> 01:25:41,060 No spirit, huh? 2019 01:25:41,060 --> 01:25:42,060 You can forget my presents. 2020 01:25:42,060 --> 01:25:45,260 You don't have to... OK, ten thousand even. 2021 01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:46,370 Paid in full. 2022 01:25:46,370 --> 01:25:48,470 [DOOR OPENS] 2023 01:25:48,470 --> 01:25:49,980 Well, Moose, hello. 2024 01:25:49,980 --> 01:25:50,840 When did you hit town? 2025 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:51,820 Just arrived, Charlie. 2026 01:25:51,820 --> 01:25:53,410 Had some collecting to do. 2027 01:25:53,410 --> 01:25:54,500 Oh, you rat. 2028 01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,600 That's my money bag. 2029 01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:56,850 Where's my 16 grand? 2030 01:25:56,850 --> 01:25:58,740 Oh, well, here it is. 2031 01:25:58,740 --> 01:26:00,150 I just borrowed it. 2032 01:26:00,150 --> 01:26:00,730 There you are. 2033 01:26:00,730 --> 01:26:01,560 Now, you're paid off. 2034 01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:02,240 And you're paid off. 2035 01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:03,220 And everybody's happy. 2036 01:26:03,220 --> 01:26:05,250 Let's shake hands and wish each other a Merry Christmas, huh? 2037 01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:06,060 Just a minute. 2038 01:26:06,060 --> 01:26:08,280 You owe me ten grand. 2039 01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:09,250 Oh, yeah, you're the one. 2040 01:26:09,250 --> 01:26:10,000 There you are. 2041 01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:10,990 You don't have to work it out. 2042 01:26:10,990 --> 01:26:11,690 I've done my share. 2043 01:26:11,690 --> 01:26:13,060 Why you chiseling... 2044 01:26:13,060 --> 01:26:13,560 Sam! 2045 01:26:17,980 --> 01:26:24,430 [CHATTER] 2046 01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:26,410 We can't have gambling here! 2047 01:26:26,410 --> 01:26:27,900 Get that switch, Sam! 2048 01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:29,390 Get the switch! 2049 01:26:29,390 --> 01:26:31,370 Ho, how's that for a switch? 2050 01:26:31,370 --> 01:26:31,870 Go! 2051 01:26:31,870 --> 01:26:32,860 Let's live a little, folks. 2052 01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:33,850 Solly, they're bolder. 2053 01:26:33,850 --> 01:26:34,840 - Get him there. - Let me just beat him! 2054 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:35,340 Let me... 2055 01:26:35,340 --> 01:26:37,320 Place your bets! 2056 01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:37,820 Stay there. 2057 01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:38,380 Hold your saddle. 2058 01:26:38,380 --> 01:26:39,310 I won't let them hurt you. 2059 01:26:39,310 --> 01:26:40,300 Come on, Solly. 2060 01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:41,290 Eight's the winner! 2061 01:26:41,290 --> 01:26:43,720 [SHRIEKS HAPPILY] 2062 01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,040 This thing's a frame-up. 2063 01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:46,070 How'd you guess? 2064 01:26:46,070 --> 01:26:48,060 And according to my schedule, here come the police. 2065 01:26:48,060 --> 01:26:49,560 The joint is raided! 2066 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,420 Please, sir, did you see my bicycle? 2067 01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:52,610 I'll buy you a new one. Come on, men! 2068 01:26:52,610 --> 01:26:53,110 Come on, boys. 2069 01:26:53,110 --> 01:26:54,990 This is it! 2070 01:26:54,990 --> 01:26:55,530 This is a raid! 2071 01:26:55,530 --> 01:26:56,030 OK, boys. 2072 01:26:56,030 --> 01:26:57,470 Stand where you are! 2073 01:26:57,470 --> 01:26:59,910 [SHRIEKS] 2074 01:26:59,910 --> 01:27:00,860 Oh, this is great. 2075 01:27:00,860 --> 01:27:01,830 I'll make you a captain. 2076 01:27:01,830 --> 01:27:02,790 I am a captain. 2077 01:27:02,790 --> 01:27:06,170 OK, an admiral. 2078 01:27:06,170 --> 01:27:11,050 Moose, you're under arrest for running a gambling joint again. 2079 01:27:11,050 --> 01:27:12,230 This isn't a gambling joint. 2080 01:27:12,230 --> 01:27:14,150 It's a... it's an old dolls' home. 2081 01:27:14,150 --> 01:27:15,230 Are you kidding? 2082 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:16,760 Take them out. 2083 01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:17,960 Now, just a minute! 2084 01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:18,860 What... 2085 01:27:18,860 --> 01:27:21,220 Where do you think you're going? 2086 01:27:21,220 --> 01:27:22,250 Well, I'm getting out of here. 2087 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:23,090 I don't own this place. 2088 01:27:23,090 --> 01:27:24,720 You can't pin anything on me. 2089 01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:26,850 Charlie, we've been watching your charity racket 2090 01:27:26,850 --> 01:27:27,980 From the beginning. 2091 01:27:27,980 --> 01:27:29,940 This money was collected for the Nellie Thursday Home. 2092 01:27:29,940 --> 01:27:30,870 And that's where it's going. 2093 01:27:30,870 --> 01:27:31,850 Arrest him, Officer. 2094 01:27:31,850 --> 01:27:35,350 Oh, now, somebody call my... hey, let go of my feet! 2095 01:27:35,350 --> 01:27:38,390 And I'm going to keep an eye on you, Mr. Milburn. 2096 01:27:38,390 --> 01:27:39,350 You won't have to, Judge. 2097 01:27:39,350 --> 01:27:40,850 I'm turning over a new leaf. 2098 01:27:40,850 --> 01:27:43,940 I'll never be caught again. 2099 01:27:43,940 --> 01:27:47,160 Say, thanks for everything, Judge. 2100 01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:50,630 If you ever want a winner, call me. 2101 01:27:50,630 --> 01:27:52,890 Everybody, ladies and gentlemen and all the rest of you, 2102 01:27:52,890 --> 01:27:55,660 You were great! 2103 01:27:55,660 --> 01:27:56,660 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 2104 01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:57,970 Nellie, it worked. 2105 01:28:01,150 --> 01:28:03,440 Well? 2106 01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:03,940 Nellie! 2107 01:28:03,940 --> 01:28:06,300 Your husband, Henry, he's a-coming. 2108 01:28:06,300 --> 01:28:07,830 He's a-just a-passing the statue! 2109 01:28:07,830 --> 01:28:09,210 Oh, ho-ho, this is it, everybody! 2110 01:28:09,210 --> 01:28:10,940 Goomba, pull the switches and get rid of the tables. 2111 01:28:10,940 --> 01:28:11,880 - Yeah. - Come on. 2112 01:28:11,880 --> 01:28:11,920 - Yeah. - Come on. Brainey, don't go away. 2113 01:28:11,920 --> 01:28:12,650 Brainey, don't go away. 2114 01:28:12,650 --> 01:28:13,460 I want to talk to you. 2115 01:28:16,180 --> 01:28:17,140 [DOOR OPENS] 2116 01:28:22,760 --> 01:28:23,260 Nellie. 2117 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:29,090 Welcome home, Henry. 2118 01:28:29,090 --> 01:28:31,180 Aw. 2119 01:28:31,180 --> 01:28:33,660 You look very pretty, Nellie. 2120 01:28:33,660 --> 01:28:35,300 It's nice to see you, Henry. 2121 01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:37,100 Henry, this is the Lemon Drop Kid. 2122 01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:38,920 He's responsible for all this. 2123 01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:39,570 Thanks, Kid. 2124 01:28:39,570 --> 01:28:40,520 Oh, it's deductible. 2125 01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:41,310 Come on in, Hank. 2126 01:28:49,690 --> 01:28:52,680 Here's our guests of honor, Mr. And Mrs. Henry Regan. 2127 01:28:52,680 --> 01:28:55,590 [CHEERS] 2128 01:28:55,590 --> 01:28:56,680 It's almost 12 o'clock. 2129 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:58,010 Time to serve the ice cream. 2130 01:28:58,010 --> 01:28:59,650 I'll get the napkins and the dishes. 2131 01:28:59,650 --> 01:29:00,860 Goody for you. 2132 01:29:00,860 --> 01:29:01,820 It's your party, Nellie. 2133 01:29:01,820 --> 01:29:03,110 Come and cut the cake. 2134 01:29:03,110 --> 01:29:04,590 Where is the silverware? 2135 01:29:04,590 --> 01:29:06,520 Sam the Surgeon said it was in the safe. 2136 01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:07,760 How do we get it out? 2137 01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:09,520 Out of the safe? 2138 01:29:09,520 --> 01:29:12,280 Yeah, how do we get it out of the safe? 2139 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:13,270 The safe. 2140 01:29:20,550 --> 01:29:22,200 Oh, no. 2141 01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:23,080 Not me. 2142 01:29:23,080 --> 01:29:24,650 But it's an inside job, Henry. 2143 01:29:24,650 --> 01:29:25,850 Nothing illegal. 2144 01:29:25,850 --> 01:29:27,270 Sort of a guest shot. 2145 01:29:27,270 --> 01:29:29,510 I just did twenty years for safe cracking. 2146 01:29:29,510 --> 01:29:31,420 So we can't serve the ice cream without the silverware. 2147 01:29:31,420 --> 01:29:33,180 And the whole thing is in your honor. 2148 01:29:33,180 --> 01:29:35,040 Besides, you can't stop all of a sudden. 2149 01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:38,080 You have to taper off. 2150 01:29:38,080 --> 01:29:42,290 Well, uh, I'll have to take my keepsakes with me. 2151 01:29:42,290 --> 01:29:43,680 Oh, the stuff is here, ha? 2152 01:29:43,680 --> 01:29:44,490 [CLATTERS] 2153 01:29:44,490 --> 01:29:46,690 Wonderful, Henry. 2154 01:29:46,690 --> 01:29:49,570 Good luck. 2155 01:29:49,570 --> 01:29:51,010 Excuse me a minute, Nellie. 2156 01:29:55,330 --> 01:29:56,250 What are you up to now? 2157 01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:57,730 Oh, I'm up to here, you're up to there. 2158 01:29:57,730 --> 01:29:58,960 What a parlay, huh? 2159 01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:00,140 Hold the phone. 2160 01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:02,490 You've got that fixed race look in your eye. 2161 01:30:02,490 --> 01:30:03,850 Don't you see that's lovely? 2162 01:30:03,850 --> 01:30:05,970 God, I'm free to get married. 2163 01:30:05,970 --> 01:30:08,890 Oh, you poor little doll, you've been waiting so long. 2164 01:30:08,890 --> 01:30:10,520 But it was worth it to you. 2165 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:12,380 Now, you got me. 2166 01:30:12,380 --> 01:30:13,310 But we can't afford it. 2167 01:30:13,310 --> 01:30:14,530 I haven't been working lately. 2168 01:30:14,530 --> 01:30:15,150 Relax. 2169 01:30:15,150 --> 01:30:16,360 I have everything planned. 2170 01:30:21,340 --> 01:30:23,330 [BLAST] 2171 01:30:23,330 --> 01:30:24,330 [SHRIEKS] 2172 01:30:39,270 --> 01:30:41,070 But what are we going to use for money? 2173 01:30:41,070 --> 01:30:43,010 Don't worry, honey. 2174 01:30:43,010 --> 01:30:44,350 I'll hock the silverware. 2175 01:30:55,970 --> 01:30:57,240 [MOOS] 2176 01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:58,490 Quiet, Crosby. 2177 01:30:58,490 --> 01:30:59,980 [MOOS] 2178 01:31:03,950 --> 01:31:11,410 [FANFARE MUSIC] 2179 01:31:11,410 --> 01:31:46,670 [MUSIC - "SILVER BELLS"]